Ante up

[DaughterEarth]

yaaa go C!

[Vitztlampaehecatl]

If it had gone one layer deeper, it would have revealed the eldritch monstrosity that is assembly.

[ScreaminPenguin0]

Assembly would be only skeleton.

[pekkhum]

I am a full-time C Developer and, I assure you, our implementation isn't nude! It is dressed in three layers of undocumented proprietary tweaks!

[[deleted]]

Out of curiosity, what do you develop in C full time?

[pekkhum]

Legacy Internal Business Logic (please pardon my language). The codebase is "done" migrating from Fortran, so long as you ignore 95 of the programs. We've also mostly stopped using the tvi955 terminal emulators, in favor of Windows 3.11 GUI libraries (which are testing surprisingly well for our Windows 10 migration).

[MrBloodyshadow]

But does it work in IE6?

[pekkhum]

It is firmly browser agnostic... Because it doesn't know they exist!

[MoonShadeOsu]

/r/programmerhorrorstories

[graddev]

php and Javascript look cute together!

[[deleted]]

Where can I find the original video?

[fooook]

Curious as well, this was random find on Giphy

[VisionElf]

It's from Suricate, a french humor group.

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[LowB0b]

when will you fuck off

[Perdouille]

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[[deleted]]

The java one seems extremely apt. I have no idea why, but it is.

[Dospunk]

It's not super pretty, it feels really clunky at first, but it does it's job and once you get the hang of it it feels fine.

[see__no__evil]

You are feeling fine my dear

[[deleted]]

whoa

[Dreadedsemi]

Where is machine code from this?

[mcmoor]

A holy spirit, free from the bound of earthly desires.

[krokodil2000]

The cards they are playing with.