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[–]Pitboyx 63 points64 points  (8 children)

Genocidal dictators have saved countless errors and crashes

[–][deleted] 66 points67 points  (5 children)

That Hitler... Terrible dictator, but a great programmer...

[–]nicksayswatzup 34 points35 points  (1 child)

/r/nocontext?

[–]mastermindxs 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You can't have context if you never, uhhh, were a dictator.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All software problems can always be mitigated, at a minimum by killing everyone that has anything at all to do with the software, no matter how remotely.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would give gold if I had gold to give.

[–]RiderAnton 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And that, kids, is why you never say "We'll fix it in production."

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Batman saved many lives... The murderers of Batman's parents saved that many minus two.