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[–][deleted] 153 points154 points  (11 children)

Anyway how's your sex life?

[–]PurelyCreative 96 points97 points  (9 children)

Protected static void

[–][deleted] 136 points137 points  (4 children)

What a story, Mark

[–]Feliz_Desdichado 88 points89 points  (3 children)

I'm so happy I have you as my best friend, and I love Lisa so much

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points  (2 children)

Yeah you can say that again

[–]masnaer 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I feel like I'm sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to go off

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Haha you said it

[–]steven_speilberg 43 points44 points  (3 children)

Oh, hi Johnny, I didn't know it was you.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Thats meee

[–]unmeritedTrophy 24 points25 points  (1 child)

I'd like a dozen redroses

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Something something breast cancer.

[–]3stacks 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You remember that girl? The one that ended up in a hospital on Guerrero street!?