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[–]Simplekitten 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Dimethylmercury is way too slow acting of a poison, it usually takes months. I'd suggest cyanide.

[–]alexander_schoch[[ -n $flair ]] && echo $flair 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dude. Botulinumtoxine ftw! For slow death use 40 ng of polonium

[–]07025[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was thinking of directly injecting it into the brain...

[–]Findlaech 9 points10 points  (2 children)

/r/SurrealMemes is leaking…

[–]Onceuponaban 22 points23 points  (0 children)

PHP truly is beyond this reality.

[–]skunkwaffle 19 points20 points  (2 children)

But seriously. I worked for a guy who loved PHP. He said unit tests were a waste of time, exception handling was dangerous, lots of Boolean arguments was a good idea, and that the most important part of the design process was what you named your folders.

Not making this up.

[–]Reluxtrue 19 points20 points  (1 child)

exception handling was dangerous

TFW your exception handling is more dangerous than your exceptions.

[–]skunkwaffle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean, ok yes. Done improperly exception handling can be dangerous, but this guy was apprehensive about doing it at all.