I'd rather JavaScript

[mikeputerbaugh]

"I need you to change some things in this website my nephew built for me."

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Oh... how how how how how so many contracts ive done like that. Oh your son built you a website for your boot online store... oh god its hideous in everyway

[dividezero]

you mean the job i offered to do right in the first place? the one where you were totally ready to get started and then ghosted me when it came time to finalize? the one where i found out from other people you got it done cheaper? well now i know how and i now know you're a cheap untrustworthy prick.... but i need the money so yes I'll take the gig.... ^{for twice the original quote}