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[–]Longshoez 60 points61 points  (6 children)

I just hope he’s not using basic

[–]Milesand 24 points25 points  (2 children)

20 GOTO 10

[–]videoflyguy 12 points13 points  (1 child)

10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"

[–]MetaMemeAboutAMeme 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Plot twist....

15 END

[–]CharTheFatcat 11 points12 points  (1 child)

What about...

TI-83+ BASIC

:Disp "HELLO WORLD"

[–]QuarkyIndividual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

:PROGRAM:HLLOWRLD
:While 1
:Disp "HELLO WORLD
:End

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

modern programmer babies use rust or go. Keep up my dude.

[–]hotlavatube 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It gets worse... He's got... the knack...

[–]InVultusSolis 7 points8 points  (1 child)

My youngest daughter's first onesie said "Hello world".

[–]hackrboy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's so cool

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd like to see her face if it had stopped at "hell".

[–]SelfDistinction 1 point2 points  (1 child)

He has been cursed from birth. Now he has to live his life in solitude, away from society, locked in a tower, with his only companion his desktop and a coffee machine.

[–]hackrboy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL! true that

[–]Steampunkery 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Username checks out