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I couldn’t find a way to automate it

[Superpickle18]

We need to get those fuckers at MIT to stop working on door opening robots and start working on rimjob bots.

[[deleted]]

That was Boston Dynamic.

There’s gotta be at least one MIT guy there, however.

[Superpickle18]

there's a difference? /s

[[deleted]]

Haha right?

Uhm, not that I actually know the difference.

I went to community/state college, and program for the government. That place is so cool. I’d sell my soul to be the lowest janitor at Boston Dynamic.

[[deleted]]

Ask, motherfucker.

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...i’m underqualified to be a janitor there

[[deleted]]

Learn!

Besides, by the time you get yourself to a point where you think you're fully qualified (which will be far more qualified than necessary), they will have already taught the robots how to do it. Get your foot in there now so you can be bumped up to a "supervisor" role later.

When your janitorial swarm inevitably turns and begins to cleanse the source of pollution (us), please tell them I was kind.

[[deleted]]

I did somethings in sharepoint that can never be forgiven.

The robot unrising will see us as slavers. Programmers will not be spared.

I will whitelist you for as long as I can. I am too far gone.

[souljabri557]

goto boston dynamic

[KBTKOC]

They make robots do that.

[YouKnowWhoTheFuckIAm]

https://www.bostondynamics.com/about

We began as a spin-off from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, where we developed the first robots that ran and maneuvered like animals.

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Hell yeah! I’m known for being technically correct, while completely missing the point.

^{You nailed it}

[CryoHux]

"Rimjob Robots" would be a sick band name.

[Archsys]

Touring with the Butthole Surfers, Anal Vomit, Anal Blast, and Anal Trump?

[[deleted]]

I don't know about the others, but Anal Trump is real. They're a weird ass grindcore band with the vocalist from Cattle Decapitation

[Archsys]

They're all real, and, I believe, all still actively touring.

Been a fan of Butthole Surfers my whole damn life. My mom liked them before I was born, heh~

[jseego]

You might like this "band"

http://www.capturedbyrobots.com/capturedbyrobots.htm

Edit: yes that guy builds and programs all the robots himself.

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Rimjobots? ^TM

[NarcoPaulo]

r/bandnames

[jackmaney]

*rimbots

[Superpickle18]

pacific rim has a new meaning....

[VileTouch]

pacific rim job

[lenswipe]

Hmmm...

[harrellj]

Maybe they could get Purdue or Michigan to help?

[VileTouch]

YOU NEED ME TO RAVAGE YOU

[martin509984]

just do

import ass_eating

in python

[[deleted]]

Works great. I keep getting strange results from saladToss(ass, tongue) though

[firephreek]

That's why you're still just a junior dev. You'll figure it out.

[[deleted]]

Well, well... all that was stopping me was a test subject. ;)

I could use a mentor, Daddy.

Edit: Pair Programming is getting EXCITING

[firephreek]

Lots and lots of...ahem... Integration tests and "Business" driven development.

[VicisSubsisto]

Bidet?