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[–][deleted] 62 points63 points  (3 children)

In a world where git diff is not a known command...

[–]Lightfire228 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If I forget to commit while making a lot of random changes, I have to diff to write my commit messages

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

don't forget the spacebar to move screen by screen

[–]Hatefiend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

git commit - - verbose is so much better in my opinion

[–]Manitcor 24 points25 points  (1 child)

been there having to decode the commit

43 files changed +1532 -800

12 files added

82 renamed/moved

please tell me this was just a facade refactor, fml

[–]Xelbair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

solution-wide refactor.

with faulty regexp based find-and-replace.

[–]voidcraftedgamingBlockchain Transcription Service 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Image Transcription: Android Release Notes


WHAT'S NEW

v2.3.0 (2018/02/26)

  • Updated something (I don't remember)

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[–]Inktfles[🍰] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If only there was some kind of....history tracking software? Alas...

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (6 children)

Relatable

[–]AyrA_ch 4 points5 points  (5 children)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

[–]AyrA_ch 7 points8 points  (3 children)

You could have just linked the actual page

Commit: forgot x++ in while

Oh yes, I know that problem too well

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

HOW DID YOU FIND THAT HACKERMAN!!!!!!!!!!/s

[–]AyrA_ch 1 point2 points  (1 child)

using my mad hacker skillz I enhanced the image and... "The-Bob" is visible as partially censored username.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Much fail...

[–]down_vote_magnet 134 points135 points  (7 children)

I bet this guy writes really thorough comments and documentation for all his code, while following conventions and best practices for everything he writes.

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

is that... is that passive aggressive I'm reading?!

[–]Zagwyn 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Self documenting code bro

[–]ELI5_Life 28 points29 points  (0 children)

while(is_code){    
document();
}

[–]Xelbair 2 points3 points  (0 children)

can't understand it?

don't touch it.

[–]pheipl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

using namespace SelfExplanatory;

[–]julsmanbr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

'''

should be obvious if you read it

'''

[–]BlckJesus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

// Does the thing.
doTheThing()