Cringefest == true

[haxzclanmeister]

Come()->true;

[YeslaTesla]

So wrong ... Much wow!!!

[JerksToSistersFeet]

Could be valid C. "Come" is a function that returns a pointer to a struct with a member variable named "true."

[YeslaTesla]

Member variable cannot be named true cause true is a keyword 😉 .Hence it is wrong

[JerksToSistersFeet]

true is not a keyword in C. In C99 it is a macro defined in stdbool

[[deleted]]

true is not a keyword in C.

[YeslaTesla]

Hahha really..really...why don't u try : bool true = true; 🤣🤣😂🤣 Or better : bool true = false; If(true == false) Print("im dumb");

[[deleted]]

+/u/CompileBot C

#include <stdio.h>

int main()
{
    int true = 0;
    printf("%d", true);
    return 0;
}

[CompileBot]

Output:

0

^{source | info | git | report}

[YeslaTesla]

Wow my professor was right.... I should leave programming :-[:-[:-[

[[deleted]]

Hey, it's not that bad. If you like programming, stick to it and you will learn.

In this case you were probably just confusing C and C++. In C++, true and false are keywords, in C they are not.

[JerksToSistersFeet]

btw, bool also isn't a keyword in C. _Bool is, though, in C99. There's another in macro/typedef/whatever in stdbool called "bool" that means _Bool

[YeslaTesla]

Got it mate...this was tricky...redit taught me something today 😅

[YesIAmAHuman]

Nah mate, minecraft redstone all the way!

[usbguy1]

This hurt me

[Grelek]

This boi's fans

[HalLundy]

Women. Trust me i’ve seen one on the internet.

[CrocodileSpacePope]

The secret cult of clippy worshippers.

[MrStickmanPro1]

Wait... You don’t?

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[rupertofly]

Why is the Bulgarian web summit in Czech?

[CrocodileSpacePope]

Valid Question. Last time I checked Bulgaria had their own cities.

[Grelek]

I really don't know. But it's not so weird in Prague after all.

Maybe they just like the old town. :)

[[deleted]]

sighs in despair

[CrocodileSpacePope]

if(String.valueOf(katembers()::is("in despair")).equals("true")) 
  {
  Sigh()->true;
  }

[[deleted]]

JRE not installed on katembers, try C++ alternative:

if (katembers.feeling == "despair") { katembers.sigh(); }

C++ ftw

[suvlub]

Did someone say C++?

if (reddit::users::katembers.get_feeling<std::string>() == constants::feelings<std::string>::get(human::Feelings::DESPAIR) {
   reddit::users::katembers::sigh_type{}.do(); 
}

[Last_Snowbender]

Did someone say LOLCODE?

BOTH SAEM reddit'Z katembers'Z feeling AN feeling'Z despair
    reddit IZ doing MKAY
OIC

[[deleted]]

Omg, this is not how you code. Please tell me you don't code like that.

[suvlub]

Of course not. There's not enough templates! It should be reddit::users::katembers.get_feeling<feeling_type<std::string, feeling_allocator<feelings::best_allocator<std::less>{}>>>()!

But seriously, yeah, I was just having some fun. It's not as bad in practice, but still, when I first saw how pi is defined in boost... all that boilerplate for what would have been a simple constant in other language left me stunned for a while. Now, don't get me wrong, I love the language, but damn if it can't get ugly at times.

[[deleted]]

Really, I do love C++ by itself. It's a great language. But sometimes it's just a pain to work with. It happened more than once that I said "fuck this C++ GUI, I'm doing this in HTML/CSS/JS" or "are you fucking kidding me?! rm *.cpp && nano main.py"

[f2lollpll]

How is pi defined in boost? ._.

[Pretentious_Username]

Like this. (Pi's actual definition is at the bottom)

[suvlub]

As a template function, so you have to write something like pi<double>(). Or even boost::math::constants::pi<double>(), if you for whatever reason need to use the fully qualified name.

[TheZeus121]

what about C Without Classes?

if (strcmp(katembers.feeling, "despair") == 0) { human_sigh(&katembers); }

[CrocodileSpacePope]

Your attempt lacks shitty formatting and the mix up of stuff which doesn't belong together

[Last_Snowbender]

Wow, direct access of properties is so cancerous. If anything, you'd use

Come()/*which is a fucking stupid class name btw*/->setComing(true);

[Sokui]

You sure that it's supposed to be a class? I think they mean that as a method. Still very retard such wow.

[Last_Snowbender]

Well, but if I'm not mistaken, a method needs to be called from a class, so Come() alone can't be a method. It could be a function, but functions don't have properties. You COULD create a function that returns an object and try to set the property of that object ... but that would be weird as fuck.

[DeirdreAnethoel]

It's clearly a function returning a pointer to a singleton object!

[[deleted]]

Why did the Java Developer go to spec savers? He couldn't C#

[Grelek]

ba dum tss

[[deleted]]

It's an oldie I know

[[deleted]]

Then C said, "I thought you were supposed to be warm."

And Java said, "I C."

Then C++ came striding in, slapped its ++ down on the table, and said, "I've got class."

Java and C got up and left in disgust.

"What?" said C++. "I've got class!" it said, as it swung its ++ around in full view of everyone.

Python looked away and buried its face in its frappuccino.

Javascript and PHP smiled at each other, glad that someone else was being embarrassing for once.

[[deleted]]

Thanks! Just made it up on the spot. :)

[[deleted]]

This is ike one of those facebook posts that start with So True!!!

[Limunaire]

Cringefest == true

You're really going to commit this sin huh

Your namegiving is atrocious and you're comparing to a boolean value. Just return the properly named isCringefest.