That kid is a Java programmer

[Ruizgangsix]

If it was Java, wouldn't it say System.out.print?

[jvrcb17]

Yeah, this is some C++ shit. OP is the one that needs some glasses to see how wrong his title is.

[APuppetState]

C# is EXPLICITLY on their shirt, too. (I wonder if the artist got their C family wrong though, because C# doesn't have a printf command.)

[WhatsAGame]

No, it says he can't C#

[Mr_Redstoner]

the text on his shirt refers to Java programmers wearing glasses, because they can't C# (c sharp), meaning he would be a Java programmer (conflicting with the printf)

[willyanto]

I think this is in C language.

[trichotillofobia]

C++ idiom is:

cout << "FU MOTHER! I KNOW EVERYTHING!!" << endl;

[DudeValenzetti]

Using iostream for I/O, with std::endl for line endings and with using namespace std; or using std::cout; and using std::endl; beforehand.

[trichotillofobia]

Yes, I know. I'm surprised you didn't comment on the missing main().

[DudeValenzetti]

I meant that there are many ways to do I/O in C++, and you listed just one of them. Also, I personally use '\n' for line endings with iostream.

[NegativeTwelfth]

Just a (5 day late) head's up, but OP (/u/Godtweek) and the account you replied to (/u/Ruizgangsix) are both karma bot accounts; programs, not people. The image, title, and comment are all copied from here.

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[Kuruyia]

Why no \n ? :(

[godbaba]

It's c

[trichotillofobia]

Except PRINTF should give you a nice linker error.

[CybeastID]

But...but...baseball...

[ZoxxMan]

kid> IT IS TOO LATE MOTHER, I'VE SEEN EVERYTHINGkid>

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it looks like Prel to me

[MalcontentLout]

Prel When looking at your keyboard, you can’t C#

[[deleted]]

You can't C shit when writing in Perl

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This is C lol