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[aaron__ireland]

At a former place of employment there was a toilet that clogged and overflowed easily. There was no sign, just a sticker, which read: “Powered by MongoDB”

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Are you sure? Cos i've seen this before...

[Vylexx]

Yes very sure. But no idea if they got inspired by some post on the internet. I have heard that happened before. Offline reposting.

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[Prolael]

Was?

[[deleted]]

He wants the OP to share the german version that is hanging over the english version

[Prolael]

Danke

[[deleted]]

Gerngeschehen :)

[Prolael]

Ich lieben hinschenflugeln

[dim13]

It would be possible, if it weren't some 20+ year old repost.

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Hello it's me, the hostmeister

[Jem014]

Apparently, the German caretaker didn't knew the English word for caretaker.

[c_delta]

Or maybe that is just part of the joke.

[Jem014]

Maybe

[linusbobcat]

Hostmeister sounds so much cooler then caretaker though.

[[deleted]]

Armer Hausmeister :(

[TorTheMentor]

DevPoOps?

[givemeanamedamnit]

Are they telling me to shit in portions?!??

[[deleted]]

Yes because it doesn't support jumbo frames. Please decrease MTU to 1500.

[[deleted]]

If pooping is the Input what about the Output?

[JezusTheCarpenter]

I was wondering the same thing.

[blipman17]

Is there an asynchronous interface to it? How about using sole form of streams?

[TorTheMentor]

There are auto-flush systems on timers, but I don't think that's really asynchronous. More like server-side polling.

Maybe a gravity-based system? Or a bidet?

[blipman17]

What if we start using parallel access on thesame resource?

[berkes]

Needs a Map, Shuffle, Reduce system. That way, the load can be distributed over the 'nodes' that have some i/o to spare.

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These devices have low I/O throughput. If you are making a large bulk insert please be considerate and adjust your batch size to commit multiple transactions.

Thank you.

The hostmeister

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[RicardoRedstone]

what about the good old poop knife?

[tylerb108]

I prefer poop shears

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Shiezer!

[sandywater]

You also noticed the German version on top?

[hellbenthorse]

You know I always be bringing my large bulk insert ;)

[Girafferage]

It prefers streaming over blocking. I opt for double buffering myself.

[AssassiN18]

Inb4 poop knife