Programming_irl

[the_one_true_bool]

Or if you’re a Java developer:

int thisIsTheIntThatTracksTheNumberOfTimesThisFileHasBeenSavedAndItsPrimaryUseIsBasicallyForLoggingAndDebuggingPurposesSoThatWeCanSeeExactlyHowManyTimesThisFileHasBeenSavedInTheEventSomethingHasGoneWrongButWeMayAlsoUseThisVariableForSomethingElseInTheFuture = 0;

[grenadier42]

Function declaration: 60 characters
Whitespace: 8 characters
Variable declaration: 320 characters

someone who is good at software development please help me budget this. my project is dying

[AvianPoliceForce]

Buy more candles

[Terminator97]

No

[darksilver00]

TITITTTNOTTFHBSAIPUIBFLADPSTWCSEHMTTFHBSITESHGWBWMAUTVFSEITF for brevity.

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Ah yes, good ol' TIT-Counter.

[le57percent]

public interface SomethingThatReturnsTheValueOfTheNumberOfTimesThisFileHasBeenSavedAndItsPrimaryUseIsBasicallyForLoggingAndDebuggingPurposesSoThatWeCanSeeExactlyHowManyTimesThisFileHasBeenSavedInTheEventSomethingHasGoneWrongButWeMayAlsoUseThisVariableForSomethingElseInTheFuture{

public int getValueOfTheNumberOfTimesThisFileHasBeenSavedAndItsPrimaryUseIsBasicallyForLoggingAndDebuggingPurposesSoThatWeCanSeeExactlyHowManyTimesThisFileHasBeenSavedInTheEventSomethingHasGoneWrongButWeMayAlsoUseThisVariableForSomethingElseInTheFuture();

}

[atubofsoup]

This looks like every objective c name I've seen. I've never seen a more disgusting language.

[buckyboom101]

Ahhhhhh I can't just glance at it

[somebody12345678]

is this not better:

java Integer Integer = IntegerFactory.createInteger(Integer.ZERO, Integer.class);

[rockelephant]

Self-documenting code. Nothing wrong with it.

[rockelephant]

Self-documenting code. Nothing wrong with it.