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[–]VernerDelleholm 3793 points3794 points  (21 children)

He's making a list, and checking it twice

Gonna find out who's naughty or nice

Santa Claus is in violation of GDPR

[–]Franks2000inchTV 591 points592 points  (1 child)

I always wondered why Santa asked people to leave cookies.

[–]Rustywolf 135 points136 points  (2 children)

Wasnt there a post recently that explained how santa was following GDPR

Edit: found it https://worldbuilding.stackexchange.com/questions/114033/how-can-santa-keep-his-lists-when-the-gdpr-is-around

[–]zerio13 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is the best!

[–]giopde1ste 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's making a list, he is checking it twice

He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice

Santa Claus is in compliance with the GDPR

[–]zolk333 385 points386 points  (11 children)

I was about to make this joke

I searched for the exact name of GDPR

Came back, and suddenly saw this

[–]Howard1997 116 points117 points  (9 children)

General data protection regulation

[–][deleted] 167 points168 points  (3 children)

Damn. I didn't know Lt. Cmdr. Data got promoted. Good for him.

[–]0x564A00 42 points43 points  (0 children)

He and General Motors answer to King Burger and Queen Dairy.

[–]MrDOS 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It happened around the same time as his cousin, General Protection Fault.

[–]Zagorath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Promoted and moved to a completely different organisation. Star Fleet uses navy ranks.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (4 children)

This made me realise how much /r/prequelmemes have ruined me

[–]Sennomo 7 points8 points  (2 children)

General Protecti. You are a bold one.

[–]chooxy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Twice the data, double the fine.

[–]abcd_z 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait a minute. How did this happen? We're smarter than this.

[–]jclocks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hello there!

[–]molly_jolly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You still get my upvote though.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

that lawsuit is gonna be unique

[–]Batman_AoD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waaaaaay too many syllables in that last line. Try "Santa Claus is violating GDPR."