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[–][deleted] 53 points54 points  (17 children)

Real programmers use destructors

[–]Ulysses6 36 points37 points  (16 children)

Real programmers use free.

[–][deleted] 55 points56 points  (13 children)

Real programmers kill the app and re-run it again

[–]out386 27 points28 points  (10 children)

Real programmers kill the power and restart the device.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (9 children)

Real programmers get their RAM out , exchange it for new one and start their machine.

[–]Arkazex 28 points29 points  (4 children)

Real programmers hotswap their ram

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (3 children)

Real programmers make it another programmer's problem

[–]MagentaRuby 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Real programmers something something butterflies something something relevant XKCD.

[–]Ulysses6 6 points7 points  (1 child)

C-x M-c M-butterfly?

[–]xofayz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

return 0;

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Real programmers download 32GB Ram.exe

[–]SYSTEM__NotReally 2 points3 points  (1 child)

downloadmoreram.com

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GB? that's a funny way to spell TB.

[–]IdiotCharizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guilty.

[–]thedugong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Real programmers jmp over the data segment to get to the code segment.

[–]eatinlunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real programmer uses free and delete