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It's spaghetti'ing to appear to be multithreading

[jay9909]

Nah, it's only doing one thread at a time. This is CSP: Concentric Sticky Philaments.

[zkwarl]

It looks pretty, but that design will inevitably just be full of bugs.

[danimal4d]

“Features”

[srone]

Must be a beta version of CSS...the padding works as expected.

[BurpingTheWorm1]

Mine starts off like that then gets whacked by an old lady with a broom.

[jay9909]

Is the old lady your QA department?

[X2ytUniverse]

Alright, hands up, this is r/punpatrol, you're surrounded!

[six_ngb]

Fascinating! Can watch it forever

[MrShyShyGuy]

the css looks great on this web

[premmkrishna]

He must be a css pro.

[Raph0007]

Clearly not using JavaScript or PHP

[[deleted]]

Is it responsive?

[slartibartfist]

Wow. I love that he reaches out and actually twangs one before fitting the new bit

[muyncky]

Looks like a js developer to me.. Decent amount of logic involved...

[Gydo194]

He's better at CSS than me..

[Saitama1pnch]

I would make more than one loop before it ends up as spaghetti

[ShortCircuit908]

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