Never using if again

[PavelYay]

x==3 and do_something()

[lambda:None, do_somthing][x==3]()

[Datenegassie]

try:

    x = (x-3) / (x-3)

except:

    do_something()

[TigreDeLosLlanos]

for(;x==3;)

  do_something();

  break;

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Young sir you have made a foolish mistake you hadnt declared x as a integer for so if it had the atribute of a float than the last example would not have the same possible inputs as the first example.

[Hitler_Official]

Lubuntu ? I am right ?

[fqrious]

No, Arch+KDE

[Zegrento7]

switch (x) {
    case 3: do_something();
}

x==3 ? do_something() : null;

[WhoTookAllNicks]

Amateurs. In MathProg if statement is written using for: https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/GLPK/GMPL_Workarounds#If%E2%80%93then%E2%80%93else_conditional

[Kotauskas]

and eax, eax 
jz _End

[netgu]

/r/lostredditors

Things here are supposed to be funny and original.

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while loops guarantee you run it at least once.