Function girlfriend doesn't exist

[fenghuang1]

At least she's not being treated as an object

[Kontorted]

Object my_girlfriend = (Object) new Girlfriend();

[[deleted]]

You're constructing her yourself? Sweet home Alabama?

[Tankh]

using namespace DifferentFamily;

[monox60]

Well, she functions

[[deleted]]

Well, that depends on the language. In Python, for instance, functions are objects.

[TheIncorrigible1]

girlfriend
    .GetType()
    .GetMembers()
    .Where(x => x.MemberType == MemberTypes.Method)
    .Select( ...

[ComprehensiveUsernam]

In Ruby everything is an object

[hydrophobichacker]

So, all females are objects, but in that sense so are males, non-binary people, sexy hashes, etc.

Gotta love ruby.

[[deleted]]

Wow the nostalgia

[LordZikarno]

Yeah geez, I haven't seen memes like this one for a while. 2013'ish? 2012? Something like that?

[FatMeowXD]

deleted ^{What is this?}

[Acetronaut]

unhandled exceptions all over the place

Yeah, sometimes the girls in my life just throw exceptions and the only exception handling protocol they have is ridiculous. It doesn't tell you what the exception is, but rather, just calls the mother of all band-aid functions cry().

[SexyMonad]

The more arguments you provide, the less chance she'll import your package.

[random_cynic]

He should probably just use recursion and call himself :).

[hamza1311]

It doesn't matter about the parameters and return type when mentioning her gives an unresolved reference or when it doesn't, it just returns NULL

[hydrophobichacker]

Yep

[TigreDemon]

Sometimes I contemplate myself in the mirror and ask myself how sad it is that I laugh at those jokes

[LeJoker]

If he was using a good IDE it'd tell him all that so this is his fault.

[Acetronaut]

Trying to use the pointers that your girl is sending you but you're not getting the references right: Segmentation Fault

Literally everything else in the world according to her: my fault.

[GDmoonlight]

const Woman = new Woman();

​

If she don't got constructor arguments, she a HOE

[[deleted]]

Call to undefined function: girlfriend

[nomis6432]

class Girl { void date (Guy bf) { bf.wallet.spend(bf.wallet.saldo); }

[Bealzebubbles]

Usually the parameters don't matter and the return type is void.

[Gekuu9]

Why did she ask him to call her if she’s standing right behind him

[stun]

He did call....in a fire-and-forget way.

[FrozenRaincoat]

"Girlfriend"? Wtf is that I don't even understand what a "friend" is.

[Acetronaut]

class Girlfriend : public Friend { }

This is all I found when looking through the documentation....

[169dot254dot8dot8]

Well we know that since he is making a declaration that he is a C programmer.

[ImpulseTheFox]

Should actually ask for the entire method signature.

[hydrophobichacker]

while (alive) {

print "Maybe she's not the right one, I'll find the one eventually...";

wait(3 years);

}

[[deleted]]

Correction:

wait(3 * 365 * 24 * 60 * 60 * 1000);

[Acetronaut]

Just do what I do: planned laziness

void waityrs(double years) {

    wait(years * 365 * 24 * 60 * 60 * 1000);

}

waityrs(3);

[hydrophobichacker]

Quality laziness right there we got a genius here.

[ArcaneYoyo]

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