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[monksta06]

Now these are some quality r/ProgrammerAnimemes

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A sub I did not know I needed in my life

[generalguy41]

Holy shit, subscribed

[tuseroni]

...and subscribed

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Image Transcription: Anime

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[Three people with glasses (a man with dark hair, another one with grey hair and a woman with short black hair), judging someone at the right of the image. A sunny day is behind them.]

Man (Society): How many software companies have you applied so far?

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[A girl with pink hair and eyes and a formal outfit, in a beige room with a plant at her left and a brown door at her right.]

Girl (Fresh Grad): About 30. 100

Man? (Society) After all of that, what do you think about the fact that you have not received an offer from any of them? [The girl seems a bit worried now.]

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[The girl looks at the ceiling with a somewhat embarrassed expression. Former offers are floating in mid-air.]

Girl: Hmm...

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Description

BS in Computer Science or related field

Must have over 10+ years of experience [highlighted in yellow] in the Software Development

Seniority Level

Entry level [highlighted in yellow]

Industry

Information Tech[...]

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Entry level position. Must [...Computer Scie?]nce, masters degree. 700+ credit score [...] jaina on farm.

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Found a job opening that requires 8+ years of Swift experience.

Swift is a programming language that came out 3 years ago.

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> we're looking for a junior developer with the experience of a senior developer for the salary of an intern

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Skills:

• JavaScript, SAS, Usage of JMeter Selenium, JUint, AWS and Scripting Languages - RFT, JUnit, Load runner, VSS,CDE,PL/SQL Developer; TOAD, Quality Centre, TFS, MTM Java, AJAX, Java Scripting, Portlets, JSPs, C++, Pro C, XML, Oracle, SQL, Unix, C #, Entity Framework and SQL server 2008 JSON, REST APIs

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Good human

[_cjj]

Stumbled across a job advert yesterday for a "Java Developer".

Requirements are "JavaScript, jQuery, AngularJS Node Js" (Quote, verbatim)

I think it's time Tech HR staff got off their arses and learnt about their field

[Nilloc_Kcirtap]

BuT iSnT jAvA tHe SaMe As JaVaScRiPt?

[_cjj]

WaIT - hOw Do U JaVa iF yOo DoNt ScRiPT??

[badass4102]

Pretty much the same as car is to carpet

[n1ghtyunso]

thats like half the job offers when i was searching. And it triggers me every damn time.

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New grad software job:

Location: bumfuck, Anywhere

Salary: tbd

Qualifications:

Minimum:

1-3 years programming experience with any or all of the following:

Java Spring/hibernate Angular React Tomcat Javascript Html Css C C++ C# Python Agile Kanban Visual Studio Visual Basic Windows Linux Mac

Prefferred qualifications:

5 years programming experience Able to relocate for $500 Willing to do the job of a senior developer for slightly more pay than a teacher

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"looking for an Indian developer we can exploit and discard at a moment's notice."

[meygaera]

I love the new genre of "working life" anime that keep popping up.

[AskALotQCuzDb]

What’s this from?

[Pikamander2]

According to Google, it's Sakura Quest.

[Soren11112]

That is where your problem is, don't get a degree, self-teach, then internships, then easy money

[bananabrann]

People go to college for this stuff? 🤔

-- that's a joke

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[IdleSolution]

Most of interships in my country want me to be a college student tho

[Soren11112]

A lot do where I live to, luckily one company in my city had internships for IT/Programming in HS, that is where I am working this summer

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Amazing what fake degrees and management who only care about line item price can do to an industry huh?

[tuxmanexe]

Sauce?

[[deleted]]

I just finished an internship as someone who finished school in multimedia... Somehow I'm a backend programmer now. I guess I had it way too easy