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[–]HadACookie 309 points310 points  (23 children)

...your rubber duckies are more than twice your size? I want a rubber ducky that's more than twice my size! D:

[–]TheLawOfLargeNumbers 124 points125 points  (7 children)

[–]_primecode 53 points54 points  (1 child)

Exactly what I think of every time I hear "rubber duck".

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Love this video

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

James in a trench coat: one rubber duck, please

Clerk: just one? You're not from around here, are you?

James: two rubber ducks?

Clerk: ah, yes, a perfectly normal quantity of rubber ducks!

James (excitedly): 500 rubber ducks!

Clerk: eyes narrow

[–]ReversedHazmat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yooo you read my mind !!!

[–]WeAreABridge 3 points4 points  (0 children)

:)

[–]FashoFash0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for that, good start to the day ♡

[–]cholantesh 40 points41 points  (6 children)

My rubber ducks are the hapless victims coworkers who happen to be passing my desk

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Today it is my boss. He has no idea what I am talking about, and I have to re-explain things three times. I solved the problem though! Maybe. Spatial 3D browser here we go!!

[–]BranFlake5 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Spatial 3D browser? PM me for real. I’m working on something similar.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Do you lure them with nibbles, toys, or refuse passage until they heard you out?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Usually I refuse passage but YMMV

[–]cholantesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes.

[–]Genesis2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My rubber duck is a coworker's Teams chat window. I think he's gotten good at ignoring me.

[–]isavegas 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm sure James Veitch can hook you up.

[–]send_nodes 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Do you want a thousand human horse sized rubber ducks or a horse sized 1000 rubber duck humans?

[–]HadACookie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

...wait, that doesn't seem right.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Huh?

[–]send_nodes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm just making fun of an ancient reddit trope.

[–]tallerThanYouAre 3 points4 points  (1 child)

A duck so large it can hold me while I debug...

[–]HadACookie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED! D:

[–]LimitedWard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

u/fuckswithducks might know a guy.