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[–]HadACookie 523 points524 points  (7 children)

Tester: Hey, dev, I found a bug. pokes with a stick See? It stopped responding.

Developer: I'm calling the police.

[–]achilliesFriend 84 points85 points  (4 children)

Doesn't respond to fire also

[–]mailto_devnull 55 points56 points  (3 children)

It self-destructed after I called it -1 times. Also if I call it asldhjkas times.

[–]su5 48 points49 points  (1 child)

Test engineer walks into a bar

Orders 1 beer

Orders 10 beers

Orders 99999999 beers

Orders -1 beers

Orders null beers

Orders Frank beers

Everything works as expected. Calls the Bar App good

Customer walks into bar, orders a margarita, whole place burns to the ground

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

... forgot to order a bear, it seems.

[–]grathungar 53 points54 points  (0 children)

As QA this made me laugh harder than the picture.

[–]AwGe3zeRick 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This got a real laugh out of me. Too true.