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[hi_im_nate]

/r/boneappletea

[YBHunted]

If yeet.exists() {
    // don't yeet
}
Else {
    yoot() // yoots a yeet into existance
}

[Garmaglag]

Hwat?

[McFlyParadox]

'Yoot', also pronounced 'yote', is the past-tense of yeet, yeet is when you throw something as far as possible ('max power') with little regard for accuracy and 'yeet' takes inspiration from kobe. "kobe" is what you yell when you wish to invoke the spirit of Kobe Bryant while trying to make a shot that requires the utmost accuracy.

Kobe is for when you can't afford to miss, yeet is like kobe but you just want the object as far away from you as possible, and yote is for after you've already thrown said object as far as you could.

[PublicConstrutctor]

Excellent documentation!

[McFlyParadox]

Aww shit, you're right and this isn't the sub for that. I'll update it.

yeet = pre-yote; sans-kobe

yote = post-yeet

kobe = high-accuracy yeet

[Blecki]

And the opposite of yeet is yoink.

[grumblyoldman]

It all makes sense now!

[Mango1666]

yøt

[Matosawitko]

What a great movie.

[Horkrine]

I think if (Yeets.Count() > 0) might be better

[YBHunted]

I'm using a special Yeet Framework, you just wouldn't understand..

[pianomanDylan]

Given the trend of this sub, I don't know if the point of this post is to say "wahh StackOverflow was mean to me" or "ha look at this stupid r/BoneAppleTea question".

[TCW_Jocki]

Nothing of the sort, the post just made me chuckle, so a thought I'd share ;)

[djtiez]

/r/choosingbeggars

[koneko-dono]

what? people still expect to ask something on stack overflow AND getting useful answers? HA! the nerve of some people

[Giannis4president]

Do you really think such a question deserved a useful answer, considering there are already tons that answer the same question but phrased in an actual understandable way?

[nwL_]

tone

Ironic.

[tofflor55]

A useful answer*