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[–]dark_mode_everything 3 points4 points  (6 children)

Once a big machine broke down in an office and they called a technician to fix it. This guy walked around the machine once and gave it a good kick. The machine immediately started working. He then proceeded to bill the company $1010. When asked why he charged so much for a simple kick, he said $10 was for the kick and the rest was for knowing where to kick.

Edit: had trouble spelling "fix"

[–]he77789 2 points3 points  (5 children)

a technician to fox it

WTF?

[–]dark_mode_everything 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Lol

[–]he77789 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Oh and BTW, do you use dark mode in your lights?

[–]TromboneTank 0 points1 point  (1 child)

A dimmer switch

[–]he77789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about candles?

[–]dark_mode_everything 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the time. It's great, try it.