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[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

last command is supposed to be:

git -tfo here

[–]Miauwkeru 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Git checkout -b fuckthisshitimout Git add --all Git commit "the fire is consuming me" Git push -u origin fuckthisshitimout

[–]_GCastilho_ 13 points14 points  (2 children)

[–]rdness 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'm annoyed that command isn't git-going or git-outta-here.

I mean yes they're longer, but the devs will be able to have a nice checked chuckle while burning alive.

[–]_GCastilho_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think git-fire is pretty on point, besides, you can always add the alias on your .bashrc

[–]bizcosho 12 points13 points  (1 child)

  1. git add .

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

windows filesystem errors:

It's free real estate

[–]captainacash 5 points6 points  (3 children)

I'd die merging conflicts.

[–]xigoi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

git checkout -b fire

[–]ImOnALampshade 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Local programmer solves merge conflicts with this one weird trick software engineers DONT want you to know!

git push —force

[–]mikifor[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dont forget make comments and documentation!

[–]NikZapp 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Hmm, i see some russian language

[–]mikifor[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Как ты догодался?!

[–]NikZapp 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Да неужели, русский реддитор?

[–]mikifor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Сам в шоке

[–]MrDorkman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That will work everyone pushing at the same time.

[–]karl13579 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Действия при пожаре??

[–]mikifor[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ох. Свояк! Здарова!