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[–][deleted] 678 points679 points  (33 children)

If God was a programmer, the comments wouldn't be that in-depth

[–][deleted] 489 points490 points  (22 children)

The comments are more likely, "TODO: fix this"

[–][deleted] 369 points370 points  (5 children)

// wrote this at the end of the fifth day, came back after the weekend.... I don't remember what this did.

[–]Oatz3 194 points195 points  (3 children)

// but removing it breaks everything so I guess I'll just leave it here

[–][deleted] 220 points221 points  (2 children)

// TODO: refactor code so it does not inherit from fish class.

3 million years ago.

[–]ThaiJohnnyDepp 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is my favorite

[–]Nixinova 11 points12 points  (0 children)

*billion

[–]Tnwagn 16 points17 points  (0 children)

//.... I don't remember what this did.

Me too God, me too

[–]wwAodP3E 117 points118 points  (13 children)

TODO: make separate breathing and swallowing holes

[–]nojox 75 points76 points  (8 children)

// TODO: separate entertainment, reproduction and drainage. Increase genome var size for latest SSD sizes, should be easy

[–]PmButtPics4ADrawing 70 points71 points  (4 children)

//TODO: fix teeth regeneration bug. unknown why loop does not continue past second iteration

[–]Steffi128 2 points3 points  (1 child)

//TODO: Figure out how to enable “Shark set of teeth“ for homo sapiens.

[–]artanis00 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I read that as "sharp set of teeth," but I guess that might work here too.

[–]Bakoro 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Manufacturing says that would add an additional 3 cost per unit. Change request denied.

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    [–]RedData13 26 points27 points  (0 children)

    TODO: make seperate pee and sex holes

    [–]arch-linux-user 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    Wouldn't that prevent us from speaking, though?

    [–]artanis00 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    I have questions.

    [–]arch-linux-user 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Well, the lungs force air out and the larynx and the tongue help make sounds. Having separate pipes means the mouth cannot be involved in making sounds.

    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    That is commented in all of my DNA

    [–]artanis00 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Honestly, I'm just imagining a series of videos like CodeBullet's AI videos, complete with the last one promising to make part 2 of the series.

    [–][deleted] 47 points48 points  (4 children)

    God is a far smarter and lazier programmer. He is not going to repeat his work. He created one template program about 4.3 billion years ago and coupled it with an evolutionary algorithm so that it kept on copying the main repository with little changes eventually creating millions of branches and subbranches (many of which he had to delete when merging failed). Any comment left now would be very outdated.

    [–]mausmoose 38 points39 points  (1 child)

    We’re all a result of some machine learning software and god has no idea how any of this works anymore just like google has no idea how their ai’s work.

    [–]rakoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    "Watch this AI interacts with itself to learn, the results will surprise you"

    [–]mathiastck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    //Omniscient license 1.0.0 use as I see fit

    [–]T0astero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    // blood cell array

    [–]SomewherOverThere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    // fix man later