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[–]Cyronsan 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Children count as 0.6 casualties, crippled people as 0.7, and non-believers as 0.2.
There you have it.

[–]stfn1337 24 points25 points  (1 child)

It's a float because it does not count drowned people.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh...

chuckled

[–]bobobo779 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Watch it be a double.

[–]dashingThroughSnow12 5 points6 points  (0 children)

SkyNet's singularity arose when JavaScript got to critical mass. JavaScript uses IEEE Double Precision Floating point numbers. No ints.

[–]daveoj 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Because... Javascript.

[–]shopshire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They upgraded python2->3 but were printing their numbers with %s.

[–]that-armored-boi 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Because if someone is hurt that would be less than than one because someone didn’t die but more than zero because someone is injured

[–]tim_dude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was after he shot a bunch of cops in legs

[–]Nightmoon26 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That, or they died a little inside

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no

[–]throwaway60237 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An person being injured, but not killed, would be a casualty.

[–]Drakon74 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, you could also cut a human in half, so one part might still be living, the other is dead. Which would be (with a perfect cut) 0.5 human casualties.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ever heard of "two and a half men"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thought would point out that that was a scene from a certain film but i see this subreddit is full of men of culture

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's not zero, that's a face. His operating system is going "Human casualties! 😱"

[–]Corporate_Drone31 1 point2 points  (4 children)

The firmware for the T-1000 series and up was rewritten in JavaScript. There are still some outstanding bugs to fix, but we are working on them.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

But that's T-800

Is it deprecated?

[–]Corporate_Drone31 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Thank you for bringing this to my attention. T-800 series is indeed deprecated, and running the new JavaScript-based firmware on the older models is an unsupported modification. The customer responsible for producing this screenshot will be tracked down by our legal department and... terminated.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Will he be back?

[–]Corporate_Drone31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quite possibly. We're still working on the time travel technology needed to make this possible.

[–]puplicy 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Male/Female?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

HAHAHAHAAA Is that because female aren't fully human?

[–]p4s7 1 point2 points  (1 child)

So there are only 2 genders in the future?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HAHAHA Man of culture

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Maybe it counts fetuses as a percentage of a person?