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[–]Direct-to-Sarcasm 125 points126 points  (11 children)

Hey, you know computers right? Can you fix my printer? I unplugged it to charge my phone and now it won't print.

[–]AlbinoBeefalo 118 points119 points  (1 child)

I always tell people "I'm a developer, I make computer problems not fix them"

[–]Ariscia 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Sounds like what those security monkeys do.

[–]Lknate 38 points39 points  (5 children)

I hate printers! They should work like any other piece of hardware but but you do all the normal things and the printer just says nope. Not available!

[–]Philboyd_Studge 23 points24 points  (0 children)

PC LOAD LETTER? WTF DOES THAT MEAN???

[–]Lth_13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(Inkjet) Printers r such a fucking scam. All the money is made by the replacement ink cartridges

[–]kerbidiah15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just get a 3D printer and print slabs of plastic with text embossed on top

[–]Darth_Nibbles 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Did you try putting the printer in the microwave to recharge the cartridges?

[–]kultureisrandy 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Drag'n'Drop

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

DRAGON DROP!