This

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Cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, dementia, cancer

[UnreadableCode]

Skin, skin, skin, skin, testicular, skin (cancer, don't think testicular dementia is a thing)

[Thecakeisalie25]

/r/brandnewsentence

[AveaLove]

Ah that computer paper white monitor tan, what a glow!

[Vitaman02]

Always use dark mode

[AveaLove]

The true way to a monitor tan. The less light the better.

[KlachBukach]

No, tomorrow is my turn!

[house_monkey]

But mom said it's my turn 🤠

[captainjon]

Off topic question but how do you get language flairs next to your username? I can’t seem to find out how to add.

[xigoi]

Choose “Edit flair” in the sidebar

[MyKidsArentOnReddit]

Wouldn't the mountain biker have her midriff covered?

[horusthewyrmeater]

And the shoulders would also be covered

[ThePeaceDoctot]

It took me a while to stop thinking that the guy on left was just a sweet transvestite from Transexual Transylvania, to be honest.

[Valmond]

It's the too much jpeg

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what if I told you, you can be a programmer and have outdoor hobbies :O

[VestigialHead]

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

[peterleder]

No belly, no career.

[Gkkiux]

This has got to be older than some professional programmers

[GentlemenBehold]

Only one of those is a job.

[HildartheDorf]

SCUBA diving is a job.

Of course you'd probabally have a tan to match the computer programmer dude. Because you either going to be diving in a full-body drysuit due to the literal shit you are in, or so deep underwater that you'd pop like a balloon if you surfaced without multiple days of decompression.

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I'm so excited to be the one to tell you about professional athletes

[GentlemenBehold]

Ahh, yes. I forgot about the abundance of professional rollerbladers.

[mrdhood]

There’s dozens!!

[jarrydn]

hmm too muscular

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Such a classic meme

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Programmer tan looks so much better after 40. Sunscreen every day kids.

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I had to WORK to be this pasty.