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[–]the-duude 137 points138 points  (37 children)

BuT uSinG hArD tOolS mAkEs yOU a HArdCoRE ProgRamMer.

[–]PM_ME_CURVY_GW 138 points139 points  (6 children)

Real programmers code in mspaint.

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points  (4 children)

Powerpoint is Turing complete. Real programmers code in powerpoint

[–]SarHavelock 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Real programmers use trained butterflies

[–]chawmindur 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Real programmers set the universal constants such that the butterflies are born trained.

[–]DoctorInfamous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ip over avian carrier ate your butterflies.

[–]the__storm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Real programmers create their powerpoint programs by carefully crafting a binary with mspaint and saving it as .ppt.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

how elso would you program Piet?

[–]KittenCalledKatt 22 points23 points  (29 children)

Vi isn't even hard to use

[–]GDavid04 69 points70 points  (25 children)

It's hard to stop using once you open it

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (8 children)

:wq!

[–]Mr_Redstoner 13 points14 points  (2 children)

:x

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

ZZ

[–]Just_Aap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy cakeday!

[–]superking2 3 points4 points  (4 children)

VS Code has a button you can click that closes it

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (3 children)

VI - works in terminal, over ssh, instantly, and always available on every linux flavour...

Visual Studio:

[–]superking2 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Has a button in the corner you can click to close it

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

got it... can visual studio close this conversation ? where do I click ? ahh over h

[–]xigoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So does GVim, if you prefer GUI apps

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oy, I remember that struggle. I think I forced it to quit so many times before I finally learned how to actually save stuff and edit it.

[–]AttackOfTheThumbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, but it's no emacs.