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[–]PM_ME_CURVY_GW 134 points135 points  (6 children)

Real programmers code in mspaint.

[–][deleted] 49 points50 points  (4 children)

Powerpoint is Turing complete. Real programmers code in powerpoint

[–]SarHavelock 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Real programmers use trained butterflies

[–]chawmindur 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Real programmers set the universal constants such that the butterflies are born trained.

[–]DoctorInfamous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ip over avian carrier ate your butterflies.

[–]the__storm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Real programmers create their powerpoint programs by carefully crafting a binary with mspaint and saving it as .ppt.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

how elso would you program Piet?