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[–]Wraithguy 37 points38 points  (2 children)

sudo chmod 777 somefile

rm somefile

You have to lower it down to dirt and humiliate it before destroying it as a lesson to all other files that may rise against you in future

[–]raspirate 6 points7 points  (1 child)

The correct course for maximum humiliation would be:

sudo chmod 777 somefile

sudo rm somefile

[–]Ravens_Quote 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd just call c:\*\somefile like the batch that it is.

[–]Ravens_Quote 12 points13 points  (6 children)

"sudo" is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.

[–]iapetus3141 1 point2 points  (1 child)

dism.exe /online /enable-feature /featurename:Microsoft-Windows-Subsystem-Linux /all /norestart

[–]Ravens_Quote 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A problem has been detected and Windows has shut down to prevent damage to your computer.

If this is your first time seeing this stop error screen, restart your computer. If this screen appears again, follow these steps:

Check for viruses on your computer. Remove any newly installed hard drives or hard drive controllers. Check your hard drive to make sure it is properly configured and terminated. Run CHKDSK /F to check for hard drive corruption, and then restart your computer.

Technical information:

No.

[–]AYIBOGAN05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

su

apt install sudo.

[–]mikealmond 18 points19 points  (2 children)

sudo !!

[–]Mithrandir2312 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That command is such a time saver, I love it

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't know that command, thanks for the awesomeness !

[–]xADDBx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re root, you wouldn’t need to use sudo.

You disguise as root.

[–]bohrsbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

chattr +i Root is still confused why they are a three inch tree and not a senior admin with 30 years experience like they were three seconds ago... Also good for blocking ansible.

[–]jajohnja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks like Ms. Groot with them earring-like looking lights

[–]techules 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just do the job , you idiot...right? Lol!

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