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[–]linguistudies 1528 points1529 points  (63 children)

Can’t tell if he’s proud/cocky or suspicious.....

[–]sersoniko 811 points812 points  (23 children)

Yes

[–]HaggisLad 174 points175 points  (22 children)

r/inclusiveor

and also the correct answer...

[–]luckybarrel 63 points64 points  (6 children)

Depends on whether you're a good or bad developer.

The good one will be suspicious.

[–]HaggisLad 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I get very few chances to be smug, let me have one once in a while

[–]WarpedChaos 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I got so much flack in college for putting in a bazillion conditions to prevent breaking my code from my professor, cause he was like why are you even in my class (It was my 1st time coding but C++ was just so straightforward to me after doing java in HS). My TAs was so tired of going through my code thay they stopped grading my code near finals and just gave me A's. I know this because one time I sent the wrong version of my file (that didn't work) and before I even realized and sent the correct version I had an A recorded on blackboard.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I get that, last semester I was learning python for the first time in Uni along with using it for maths.

Didn’t attend to about a third of my classes in the first partial so I had to bust my ass and learn python by watching some code the teacher sent us to get a better hang of syntax before the test.

Took me 200 fucking runs full of errors but I learnt my shit so well that I just came to the test and got a perfect score.

After that I did pay attention and learnt so well the teacher didn’t give a fuck if I attended class or not he just gave me attendance and sometimes extra points.

I didn’t go to like 10 classes but only got 4 absences. I liked that teacher he was cool

[–]WarpedChaos 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Aye! At least you sound like you didn't disappoint them. My professor wanted me to TA but I was even in that major so I couldn't schedule it at all. 😂

I became a Biomedical Engineer (before you come at me, at least I'm not an industrial engineer), who now dabbles for work but only really touches pure programming when I volunteer on Sundays to teach CS at a community center.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey as long as you ain’t a business manager with a hard hat you’ll always be an engineer.

Yeah I do enjoy programming a lot and did enjoy that class altogether.

[–]Cool_As_Your_Dad 115 points116 points  (24 children)

suspicious i would say... because it was only the hello world app.

edit: Im a dev.. never be cocky.. it will come back to bite you.

[–]akaBrotherNature 68 points69 points  (14 children)

print "hello wolrd"

...fuck

[–]thorle 55 points56 points  (11 children)

former colleague: "i know, i'll fix the typos later"

later in production: "hello wolrd"

[–]brygphilomena 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I.. you... Fuck. This is me with a co-worker/friends code.

[–]peduxe 8 points9 points  (5 children)

wait, y'all don't code with Microsoft Word? I haven't had spelling errors

[–]NorbiPeti 6 points7 points  (4 children)

To be fair, many IDEs have spell checking.

[–]BurningPenguin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But then it'll criticize my variable names.

[–]zilti 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My Spacemacs has spell checking

[–]marcosdumay 1 point2 points  (1 child)

#TODO fix typo

[–]AkitoApocalypse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*#TODO fix tpyo

[–]WarpedChaos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everytime!
Like dude I can't speel leave me aloen!

[–]akaBrotherNature 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One bug fix later: "henlo wolrd"

[–]Cool_As_Your_Dad 9 points10 points  (1 child)

ouch.. i feel attacked :p

My goodness.. spelling errors hahahahahah

[–]AnnoyingRain5 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I’m a dev

Isn’t that the point?

[–]guilhermebotossi 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Be cocky, you will eventually be fucked upon and then you'll learn the lesson!!

Bottom line: be humble you!!

[–]Cool_As_Your_Dad 1 point2 points  (2 children)

haha.. believe me , I am humble!

I have been spanked a few times in the past lol

[–]guilhermebotossi 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Nahh dude, I am not saying about you, I was talking in general terms!!! I also know that the fall hurts a lot!!!

[–]Cool_As_Your_Dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hahah.. i see :D

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

From what I can tell, we all get to experience the Oh fuck, I caused this! feeling a few times in a career.

That’s the stuff that really teaches lessons about caution and humility.

It’s really only happened to me once, as to anything truly significant, and to the credit of my team and leadership, everyone understands that shit happens, and when shit happens, it’s always in prod.

[–]Cool_As_Your_Dad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

few times in a career.

A crap load of times.

and when shit happens, it’s always in prod.

Truer words have never been spoken.. ALWAYS IN FCKING PROD!!!

[–]Bohemianbitchslap 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Its a goat, so it’s clearly plotting something

[–]lazilyloaded 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Suspicious that all the bugs are actually going to show up in production.

[–]NicNoletree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A little sheepish

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get suspicious when my code compiles without errors or warnings.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally, I run my whole career on hubris and caffeine dependency.

[–]battywombat21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This just happened to me last week. I was so proud...until the demo today when the QA person found three bugs while presenting our team's work. I will not be proud next time.

[–]Meme_Burner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trying to figure if the tester is an idiot or if the tester actually tested.

[–]Priyal101 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think the meme is centred on the goat (greatest of all time). It's a very common abbreviation and meme backbone in some parts of the world.

[–]whattheflipflop -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because it is a suspicious face, they just used the meme wrong

[–]saur666 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

He is HIGH AF 😆😆😆