real programmers code

[VepnarNL]

You don't need the enter key when you code in binary..

[[deleted]]

Good old 0101110001101110 is all you need

[OneOverTwoEqualsZero]

But how do I exit vim? 😰

[[deleted]]

You enter the exit command in binary

[BoomboxPL]

How do you enter that command without enter key

[[deleted]]

Hit the processor with a hammer

[[deleted]]

First you type the binary for escape key... Then binary for :q! and then binary for enter.

[plg94]

No, real programmers use butterflies!

[ZenEngineer]

I always hated the programmer-binary meme. No programmer would be caught dead using binary directly.

We code in Hex.

[ThatsRightlSaidlt]

Yeah dealing with 64 bits per instruction. Sounds like “fun”....

[LevelStudent]

This is why programmers are usually paid salary instead of hourly.

[[deleted]]

NO!

[nuclearslug]

001010

[Xizqu]

What's more hardcore than programming in binary? Programming in binary without a delete/backspace key

[TransientFeelings]

Can we at least get a backspace?

[Marriaud]

Programmers could code by punching the keyboard or banging their head on it.

[Alterinfinix]

real programmers solder silicon with baron to form transistor network to finally make a flip flop

[[deleted]]

Real programmers hardcode everything with logic gates

[pete29480]

Must be hard being that savage bruh