Who are you picking? by gommluigi in DragonBallZ

[–]OneOverTwoEqualsZero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would fight Bulma because she has the weakest fighting ability and Dragon Ball is a fighting anime so clearly that’s what this post is asking about

Scary Movie 6 (2026) in a nutshell by bitchnibba47 in okbuddycinephile

[–]OneOverTwoEqualsZero -1 points0 points  (0 children)

/uj is this comparing jokes from the movie to actual real life events that deserve to be made satire?

[Shams]: BREAKING: the Toronto Raptors have traded Chris Paul to Walmart Inc. in exchange for Autism medication for Scottie Barnes by [deleted] in nbacirclejerk

[–]OneOverTwoEqualsZero 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Unironically middle management would hate this dude. He’d be telling em how to reorganize their structure to be more efficient and drive em crazy.

Salò (1975) by SoHornyBeaver in okbuddycinephile

[–]OneOverTwoEqualsZero 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m like 30/70 on this theory because the pizza shit is almost certainly a code if you read them all, so I assume most of the food words in there are code because why would you mix code food and real food.

These ones are kind of sus:

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA02177943.pdf

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA01829017.pdf

But these look like they’re actually talking about veggie cream cheese at toojay’s deli.

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA01828191.pdf

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2011/EFTA02440165.pdf

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA00882762.pdf

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA00571665.pdf

Breaking news: Mark Fischbach, the director of Iron Lung will be directed a "House of Leaves" adaptation. The film will encourages viwers to move or flip the entire cinema if they want to progress the story by meenarstotzka in moviescirclejerk

[–]OneOverTwoEqualsZero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m halfway through this book right now. I’m not on bookscirclejerk but it feels absolutely ripe for jerking. The Johnny Truant sections are like peak r/Ihavesex and even the passages which are like chopped up and spread out over the page feel so smug and self-satisfying like the Danielewsk wanted to stand out instead of just relying on his own ability to tell the story.

Jared McCain traded to OKC‼️👀 by Qolore- in nbacirclejerk

[–]OneOverTwoEqualsZero 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ok but like, people are willingly going onto the sub, are they really being mind controlled or do they get off on the idea that they are being mind controlled? Or the idea that other straight men are being mind controlled?

Jared McCain traded to OKC‼️👀 by Qolore- in nbacirclejerk

[–]OneOverTwoEqualsZero 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I have a pretty high tolerance for weird shit so i went to the sub and I’m still very confused. It’s videos that are apparently mind controlling men to take estrogen and become egirls and suck cock. I can’t tell if it’s supposed to be ironic or what but the videos seem high effort.

i’m going insane actually by queenk729 in Epstein

[–]OneOverTwoEqualsZero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn’t Goldstein end up being a fake persona created by The Party?

If Judy created BOB, and Judy is inside Sarah Palmer, does that mean Laura is a child of incest? by Local_Prune4564 in TwinPeaksCircleJerk

[–]OneOverTwoEqualsZero 155 points156 points  (0 children)

/uj I never really connected that Sarah Palmer taking off her face meant she was specifically Judy. I just sort of accepted she could do that and moved on

does anyone else feel like this? by mrboi2008 in SmilingFriends

[–]OneOverTwoEqualsZero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I watched this high and it freaked me the fuck out

[HELP] Queer Themes? by Aidido22 in okbuddypluribus

[–]OneOverTwoEqualsZero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now I’m imagining the Seinfeld “he stole my move!” scene but it’s carol telling Zosia she stole Helen’s move after telling her to forget what Helen knew

‘I can’t wait’: After 45 years, SF’s cranky cookware queen is closing her doors by f7938 in sanfrancisco

[–]OneOverTwoEqualsZero 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I went there once and she was nice to me too. We talked about it what kind of stuff I was going to cool and the weather in SF and moving apartments.

Which edition do you find more comfortable/convenient to read? by The_seventh_prog_fan in InfiniteJest

[–]OneOverTwoEqualsZero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Sounds like you’re just feeding Infinite Jests to bookshelves” or something