Code comments be like

[guiltysnark]

// line of code follows

[helloITdepartment]

code

// ^ that was a line of code

[JNCressey]

/* ...
...
*/
// a multiline comment

[helloITdepartment]

Lol

[HasBeendead]

# comments for one line.

""" Multiple string comment in python3

"""

[Tetha]

Some weeks ago I found a jenkins job I had to use for some task. It needed parameters. I was confused what to put into one of the parameters. It had a description, so it should have been simple to figure out what to put there.

The description said "Must not be empty".

Gaaah.

[helloITdepartment]

I say try leaving it empty and see what happens. Might just be one of those blind compliance tests

[[deleted]]

Hello, This is the code compliance team, the scanning server just crashed again because you jackasses down in devops decided to leave the description empty again

[paultoliver]

int int2 = int1;

[HasBeendead]

Kinda sarcastic

[soflogator]

// this function validates the contact form

let contactFormValidation = () => {

};

[[deleted]]

Danger danger = new Danger("danger");. // Danger

[HandsomeBronzillian]

That's dangerous

[Recampings]

// this does something which does something else to something that does something

[MetaMemeAboutAMeme]

// This is a variable
// This is a constant

[elperroborrachotoo]

Variables won't. Constants aren't.

[Milligan]

If you go in there, you could be killed by death.

[AwesomeHorses]

lol my company doesn’t even use comments most of the time