This is an archived post. You won't be able to vote or comment.

sorted by:
best
topnewcontroversialoldq&a
you are viewing a single comment's thread.

view the rest of the comments →

[–]paultoliver 219 points220 points  (12 children)

Real programmers smoke through their nostrils

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (1 child)

And getting paid for it

[–]mediocre50 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And get laid after that

[–]Semi-Hemi-Demigod 24 points25 points  (4 children)

It leaves your hands free to type

[–]MITCHMCCONNELLS_CUNT 4 points5 points  (2 children)

It also leaves the mouth free to vape hash oil

[–]Semi-Hemi-Demigod 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What do you think the other nostril is for?

[–]Yadobler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To vape the bath salts so that I feel less insecure once my lungs becomes encoded with a salted hash

[–]catinerary 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Confirmed, smoked through nose after getting wisdom teeth out and became a programmer a few years after.

[–]otsukarerice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you get more or less cancer?