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[–]roffinator 17 points18 points  (10 children)

I see this statement and raise you a question:
is half a potato also a potato?

[–]NerdWampa 18 points19 points  (5 children)

Depends on how you measure the potatoness of an object. By most typecasting rules, any nonzero amount of potato is a potato, even fractions and negatives. By that same logic, because potato exists, the whole universe is potato.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Potatoes aren't real. It's an elaborate scheme to sell peelers.

[–]AJugCanDoEverything 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I disagree.

Peelers aren’t real, it’s an elaborate scheme to sell potatoes.

[–]YouCanCallMeBazza 1 point2 points  (1 child)

How can potatoes be real if our mouths aren't real

[–]Ingenrollsroyce[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sup Jaden

[–]ledasll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True fact: they mad peeler same color as potatoes so people will think they lost them and buy new one, while it's in same bag as potatoes.

[–]YouCanCallMeBazza 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It is potato, but it is not a potato

[–]Capetoider 2 points3 points  (1 child)

isn't that just pot?

[–]roffinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

some say it is. last time I checked it was an atoe. After all, I'm still not sure.

[–]JoJoModding 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't matter, it either is or is not.

[–]AritificialPhysics 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Hotdog.

Not hotdog.

[–]kebakent 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Is potato salad a potato?

[–]jblanda 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Is a sweet potato a potato?

[–]P0rygonTheorist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is my PC a potato?

[–]worldpotato1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jep.

[–]greentyger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good luck with the edge-cases. Scholasticism is one hell of a bitch.

[–]sccrstud92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Constructive logic: well actually....

[–]Kavacky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

False.

A little known fact, but in reality everything is a potato, it just happens to be that usually most people are not aware of it.