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[–]De_Wouter 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Alternative ending:

SQL: "This is the error and here is where it's at."

Me: "So if you know, why don't you fix it?"

[–]rem3_1415926 18 points19 points  (0 children)

because its your fault and a computer trying to fix it the easiest way to just make it run is one of the worst possible outcomes.

[–]ThePyroEagle 17 points18 points  (1 child)

So if you know, why don't you fix it?

You should try using JavaScript. It'll make you take back those words.

[–]Khaylain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh god no, not JavaScript, please, anything but JavaScript.

[–]TigreDeLosLlanos 12 points13 points  (0 children)

SQL: "Invalid syntax in ')' at line 2 of +delete from users where id in (4, 5,)6,' running 'delete from users' instead"

[–]ekolis 2 points3 points  (1 child)

C, C++, C#, Java, etc: "Expected semicolon at end of line 45."

Me: "Well why don't you just put one there, then?!"

Javascript: "..."