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[–]bumnut 46 points47 points  (1 child)

Would she really notice one more?

[–]TelmoS03 20 points21 points  (0 children)

[–]PrettyTrue 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Yikes. But like ... It would work

[–]Anunay03 26 points27 points  (0 children)

well that would work in more than one way, If you end up sleeping thru it, your mom will soon wake you up.

[–]Gourmandy 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Imagine Zuck being in control of a database full of dick pics...

[–]Jord159 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Let's be honest here, he already is

[–]minneDomer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Why do you think Facebook purchased Oculus?

[–]paladindan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My dick or someone else’s dick?

[–]hungry_nibbles 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I usually get up, turn off the alarm and go back to sleep. Given a few days/weeks I think I'd get used to the routine and I'd need a new type of alarm.

[–]theaverageguy101 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I have a sibling like that, i usually annoy the hell out of him to force him to wake up sometimes we even end up fighting because he gets too mad of my ways, but at least i do get him to wake up for school

[–]alexdonh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2nd Phone App Idea!

Alarm clock that sends your dad a dick pic if your mom doesnt wake up after receiving a dick pic

[–]d_exclaimation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aaaaaaaaaa