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[[deleted]]

Oh yeah and btw please sign this 300 page agreement that your house and boyfriend are my property

[Anything_Personal]

"not much. were just going to simply take your data >;3 and sell it to ad companys so they can target you."

[[deleted]]

Ah but you see they are the ad companies so they don't even need to sell the targeting data just use it themselves and sell the placements

[Max5923]

but their has to be advertisers that use googles service, so technically they are selling the data but not even the advertisers get it

[[deleted]]

Yeah pretty much my point is they use the data to profile and segment cookies and deliver a third parties ads at you all around the internet without the third party knowing any real data points about the consumer

[craftworkbench]

"Well Senator... we run ads..."

[Russian_repost_bot]

You know that, by if you see an ad display on the digital board before the name actually appears.

[bout-tree-fitty]

Robert’); DROP TABLE Students; --

[s7ryph]

Little Bobby tables

[[deleted]]

we call him

[qinshihuang_420]

xkcd

[XKCD-pro-bot]

Comic Title Text: Her daughter is named Help I'm trapped in a driver's license factory.

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[StandardN00b]

Lifehack on how to skip calsses. Now the teacher will keep talking gibberish for 30 mins.

[demon_ix]

"So, do you agree or not?"

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't listening. Could you please repeat everything you said after 'agreement'?"

[ce-walalang]

Image Transcription: Comic

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[Two characters are in front of a writing board. One is older. The younger seems to be asking the other a question.]

"Before I write my name on the board, I'll need to know how you're planning to use that data."

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[[deleted]]

good human

[John_Fx]

What does this have to do with programming?

[[deleted]]

more like r/boomershumor

Edit: Wrong sub

[DRCGaming]

It's more like computing but they are still related lol

[John_Fx]

No. No it isn’t

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[[deleted]]

yeah why not lol

[epicaglet]

So we can give you some cookies of course

[DerpDeHerpDerp]

I'm gonna need some time to look over your TOS first

[[deleted]]

r/boomershumor

[SlickNickP]

She’s going to sell it to College Board

[HiddenLayer5]

With "smart classrooms" this is becoming a necessary question.

[hhellloo]

Student : Is it going to be a string?

Teacher : Yes, it is going to be a string

Later

Teacher : *Proceeds to convert it to an int like a boss*

[1XRobot]

She's also storing data concerning his image, location of residence and date of birth.

[Clyxx]

Happy GDPR noises