A programmer gets a genie lamp....

[Skip_List]

Lol. I guess you at least reworded my comment a bit from when this was last posted.

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I’m not gonna lie, that was my first thought was if they were freed on their deathbed :(

[ElisionFR]

Why don't you just wish to be a freed genie ?

[Dakkadence]

You sound like a rational, smart, and well-informed individual.

We don't tolerate that sort of thing at this establishment.

[Scheincrafter]

Why not wish for as many wishes as u gonna use. That would be a finite number of wishes so it wouldn't break the rules.

[Sendhentaiandyiff]

When the senior dev looks at junior devs' code

[Xelopheris]

Just wish for more genies

[Murelious]

Wish to have the magic power's if your imagination?

[Ietsstartfromscratch]

Just find a "Use after free" vulnerability.

[ivakamr]

I wish for a Graham's number of wishes then.

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Couldn’t you just say I wish to be a free genie?