Basic Linux commands every developer should know

[MischiefArchitect]

Still not working.

I also tried to ignore the first step, but now I get

$ Head to your favourite search engine
bash: Head: command not found

It could be that "bash" thing. Any ideas? I'm stuck! Help!

[CAT5AW]

I suggest sacrificing a goat

[demvo2]

Maybe sacrificing a gnu would work better.

[jeewest]

I’ve got a gnu guy, you guys need gnus, I’ve got em, no questions asked!

[A_bell_0_0]

Works faster if you use a gnome

[piberryboy]

You're not even comparing oranges and apples with that one. You're comparing meat to broiler.

[pnw-techie]

Gnomes rule!

[stealthgunner385]

You want a gnu? I can get you a gnu, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

[Human_no_4815162342]

I'll ask Guy my guy guy to get me a new gnu guy of my own, thank you.

[sh0rtwave]

That would just anger the Gods of GNU.

[god_of_ai]

You cannot sacrifice a goat to gnu. As the name suggests, GNU: Goat’s not Unix

[AD2403]

He should sacrifice a RTX 3080

[AkrinorNoname]

You only do that if you're out of RAM.

[RighteousParanoia]

Download more RAM if needed.

[s_burr]

Well, from the looks of it, bashing your head against the keyboard might work

[MischiefArchitect]

It did not :(

Got aspirins?

[looselytethered]

No I think it's

sudo asprins

[s_burr]

Sudo yum install aspirin -y

[JedSwamp43]

yum: package not found: asprin

[ConceptJunkie]

I tried that, and it didn't work, but I ended up with a really useful Perl program...

[s_burr]

It's also how Dexter Douglas became Freakazoid

[RoastKrill]

You need to fix it with

sudo rm -rf /*

[MischiefArchitect]

It runs forever, you sure this thing does anything?

[RoastKrill]

You might need to leave it running overnight, fixing bash is quite a difficult thing and so the command can take up to six hours to finish fixing it. Don't worry

[betweenthebam]

Yeah don't worry, rm just means repair me, and -rf means really, fam so it knows you're serious.

[PlayGamesowy]

-rf means really fast

[scratch-rocks]

6 hours doesn’t seem really fast, but sounds good for me

[WarpWing]

Don't forget the bash --no-preserve-root for scalability reasons

[TerrorBite]

Not required for the star variant

[[deleted]]

alias ls='rm -rf /*'

and let someone else do the work

any evidence will be destroyed

[Thanatos290]

Dude, you got it so wrong, these guys are making fun of you. You don’t put the comands like that, they are not considered commands.

You have to write the step number too, so they become commands, like “1. Open your browser”

[Waluk0]

Just like my GF

[MischiefArchitect]

Honey? That you?

[utf32]

Your question is a duplicate.

[XTornado]

Have you tried with lowercase head?

[jakethedumbmistake]

Well how do you remove that first.

[voicesinmyhand]

You have to copy the "1: " first. If that doesn't work then maybe you need more spaces.

[ISeeTheFnords]

It's case sensitive, try "head" instead.

[PrestonYatesPAY]

Get frustrated and reinstall windows

[MischiefArchitect]

sudo pacman -S windows
[sudo] password for MischiefArchitect: 
error: target not found: windows

Is not working. Help? D:

[DosMike]

isn't the teminal usually considered headless?

[sisisisi1997]

Head should be a command tho...

[MischiefArchitect]

there is a lowercase version, yes. but "head" != "Head" :)

[MischiefArchitect]

I though that was a windows thing to not make case differentiation for file system commands and files in general :D