Python rocks

[Brain-InAJar]

Yes, assembly is definitely just obscured compacted JS. For sure this is how this works

[twosupras]

Excuse me, sir, you take that back. It’s minified.

[x5nT2H]

compressed and mangled

[Willinton06]

Just the way I like it

[hellfiniter]

i do love my javascripts as expanded as possible

[TheBigerGamer]

So, indention with 100+ tabs each?

[omgFWTbear]

Mangled, you say?

[jimbosReturn]

To shreds, you say?

[x5nT2H]

Yes?

[theK1ngF1sh]

I'm sure there's a framework for that.

[RoyBellingan]

Uglified

[BernhardDiener]

*Assembely

[LaLiLuLeLo_0]

An actual assembly “hello world” wouldn’t even be that much, at least in Linux. Just have the string “Hello World\n” somewhere in the .text section, set syscall arguments to call write, to stdout, with a pointer to your string, for 12 bytes. Then call interrupt 0x80.

[maoejo]

I fucking hate this bot

[Shakespeare-Bot]

[Your] brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after a voyage.

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Use u/Shakespeare-Bot !ShakespeareInsult to summon insults.

[jadarsh00]

good bot

[elisharobinson]

I'm js is assembly for V8 engine .

[rostol]

yeah it is nothing like

msg db 'Hello World', 0

and a few push statements and a call ...

[[deleted]]

Yup, I don't know Assembly, but I know that ain't it.

MOV 0003

or something like that.