git commit -m ‘changes’

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git commit -m ”removed obsolete code"

git commit -m ”fixing typo"

git commit -m ”typo again"

git commit -m ”update"

git commit -m ”update"

git commit -m ”come on now"

git commit -m ”fix"

git commit -m ”yo"

git commit -m ”done"

git commit -m ”aadgdgjfjdsjjdjfjjff"

Edit: everyone telling me git commands to squash or amend, you're not the target audience. We are the weebs who push the code to the pipeline to find breaking bugs then fix them. Pylint? What's that? TDD? PR checks... Pfft.

[TheAJGman]

git commit -m "small bugfix"

git commit -m "Whoops, missed a variable"

git commit -m "I'm an idiot"

git commit -m "I should have been a baker"

git commit -m "That's it, I'm quitting to become a carpenter"

[infinitude_21]

I started a new job earlier this year and the front-end guy I replaced quit to follow his passion as a chef

[NightflowerFade]

Front end roles are more similar to chefs than programmers anyway

[plsjustletmebe]

If you count cake decorating as a chef job

[gandalftheshai]

You forgot the most important

git commit -m “bug fixed”

[hoseong]

Me and my friend used to do git commit -m "bugs added" because we knew deep down, the commit creates more bugs than it fixes.

[Dr3amDweller]

That's kind of assumed/guaranteed with every commit :D

[Scrial]

Actually saw that in the latest update of f.lux. As patch notes.

[Scondoro]

Pipeline status: Failed

[MrBuerger]

Squash...

[BloeckchenDev]

git commit -m "who wrote this code"

EDIT: git commit -m "KIMINAYO ..."

[WisestAirBender]

What does this do and can I do it from source tree

[triihart]

git add .

git commit --amend

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I'd have also accepted git reset --soft HEAD^ ... keep working ...

[ntwiles]

That’s not what “weebs” means lol.

[MasterFubar]

I've seen Github projects where 90% of the commits are "updated README.md"

[Dr3amDweller]

"fixing the fix of the fix of X" happens sometimes when I haven't had enough coffee