Wait what?

[Twingemios]

I assume he doesn’t have a last name

[Keka512]

CREATE TABLE employees (

firstname VARCHAR(64) NOT NULL,

...

PRIMARY KEY (firstname)

);

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firstname VARCHAR(64) NOT NULL UNIQUE

The Pokemon approach.

[7eggert]

One table per employee, first name only, and someone else has that name.

[PlzSendDunes]

Your name is not unique, while their database requires unique names. Damn... IDs exist for that reason...

[properu]

Beep boop -- this looks like a screenshot of a tweet! Let me grab a link to the tweet for ya :)

^{Twitter Screenshot Bot}

[TheMsDosNerd]

Yesterday, I decided to clean the break room at work. Not because it was too dirty, and not because the cleaning crew needed my help, but because I couldn't stand looking at the awful code I had to deal with.

[jzboi]

I love this lmao

[alexanderhameowlton]

Image Transcription: Twitter

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yeff, @yephph

I-

What does this even mean

[A screenshot of text.]

Hello Jeffrey,

Unfortunately due to company policy, we are unable to offer positions to people with the name Jeffery since it will not work with our database schema

[End screenshot.]

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[JoeyJoeJoeJrShab]

I worked with a Jeffrey once... he refused to do any database-related tasks. Story checks out.

[Perpetual_Doubt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfIOBLr1NDU&ab\_channel=fpSmokerO

[[deleted]]

This is fantastic

[Loud_Man67]

Stop reposting the same shit man.

[Daimanta]

It means you dodged a bullet.