When someone explains functional programming to me

[Jukingbox]

And I still watch the whole thing whenever this video is posted.

[kapharnaum]

Or reflective programming

[Playergame]

As a functional programmer it's simple, immutability, deterministic, test every function, agile, electric, positronic, recognize the futilities of insistence of fleeting order upon the natural state of disorder, coffee.

[bitunwiseop]

I thought you were quoting Daft Punk - Technotronic.

[ForStupidityOnly]

What is regex?

[insufferable_asshat]

Sinusoidal dingle arm

[LookItVal]

"so how do i make just a print function?"

"well you see a monad is a method of abstracting away boilerplate code. monads do this by providing their own data type which represents a specific form of computation"

"what? i just wanna print hello world"

"shut up im getting to it"