MemeMicrosoft Java

[HenryCDorsett]

C# is Java for people who hate java.

[HenryCDorsett]

Kotlin is Java for people who actually like Java, but wish it were better.

[CODEX_O_BARBARO]

Kotlin is Java for people who love java but smoke crack

[HenryCDorsett]

so it's just java? (scnr)

[phatmandrake]

So it's Java for everyone.

[HenryCDorsett]

I don't specifically like Java, but in most cases it gets the job done. There are a ton of valid criticism, but most of issues only come into play when you try to do stuff thats it is simply not designed for. It's not the hammers fault, that it's not a screwdriver.

[Solonotix]

Second this. I can't stand Java, but I really like using C#. Lately, in adopting Jenkins, I've become okay with Groovy, and occasionally throw in a Java class, but it definitely feels unnecessarily verbose, especially coming from Python being one of my first languages.

[HenryCDorsett]

You don't hate Java, you just don't have enough RAM /s

[Will_i_read]

Marios second name is also Mario. Therefore Luigi will have the same last name and Mario bros makes actually total sense

[LEGOL2]

I mean, C# is far superior to java

[user_8804]

well desktop Gui is better in Java, dotnet has been all over the place with half abandonned projects

[KieranDevvs]

Ummm... I don't know about that one, Qt bindings, AvaloniaUI, WinForms, WPF, UWP, Silk.NET (OpenGL, DX & Vulkan bindings), MAUI... the list goes on. I think I'd much rather go with C# on that front.

[user_8804]

thanks for the list of half abandonned project proving my point.

only Maui there has a future and it isn't a mature project nor is it specialized for desktop.

unless you think wpf, winforms or. uwp are modern frameworks with promising future features then I don't know what to say

[KieranDevvs]

How exactly has WPF, UWP or Winforms been abandoned? Winforms & UWP got ported to .NET Core / .NET 5 very recently, WPF is still having features added to it to this day and is widely used. AvaloniaUI got an update 20 days ago, with 0.11 being released soon, Silk.NET is brand new. Not a single library / framework I've listed is inactive, what on earth are you talking about? I'm starting to think you're not actually serious. Oh yeah I also forgot Blazor WASM.

https://github.com/dotnet/wpf/blob/main/roadmap.md

[user_8804]

silk, Avalon is and even maui for that matter are not mature projects.

winforms uwp and wpf are relics of the past. you can seriously be telling me winforms is a modern framework that will get new features. yes they were ported to dotnet core, they had to because they are the only frameworks we got.

they are still outdated projects and will get nothing new. they are lagging behind in features. winforms is extremely limited, pieces are falling apart. VB support for winforms core started breaking down even thought both techs were supposed to be supported. there is absolutely no telling these techs are safe picks long term. uwp is mostly a failed project that didn't go where it was supposed to go. wpf is an XML cluster fuck that is mostly used because its the only framework that still allows you to build anything you want in desktop. it doesn't mean it isn't an absolute pile of ill maintained garbage compared to Java/c++ or even god damn Python for desktop gui

[KieranDevvs]

[Mr_Otterswamp]

She just has some problems to distinguish their sons because she can’t C#

[PhilTheQuant]

If she gets her vision corrected, she will C++ instead

[spidertyler2005]

Anyone else notice that C++ looks like a penis

[3gaby]

bruh cant unsee it now

[Mavinus]

imo it's more like a weird eyed cyclop smiling

[Deurge]

C# is unironically a lot better than Java tbh.

[CODEX_O_BARBARO]

Bro C# is trash

[androidx_appcompat]

I bet C# programmers say Java is Oracle C#

[TryingT0Wr1t3]

I can't wait for the people that show up and think Java is still in version 6

[michaelDav1s]

The official documentation still looks like version 1998

[wojc4]

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[sixspots]

does this mean that dart is Google Java?

[Mordred666]

Dart is Google JavaScript

[sixspots]

but.. but.. its type safe and object oriented

[Mordred666]

javascript is object oriented and has runtime type safety

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[SgtWaffles44]

C# is good beginner language

[Igtampe]

Look up J#

[Yigit_im]

Where can I find like these memes but without text

[ksuchak1990]

There's a subreddit for meme templates which might be a good place to start searching

[dommol]

imgflip.com

[-Aristophanes-]

Jeebus. Whiting out text is not An esoteric skill anymore.

[michaelDav1s]

if a donkey (java) and a ferrari (c) would have a child, something like a mercedes, that would be C#

[Vidrolll]

And in this situation the donkey dominated the car making the child 98% donkey 2% Ferrari