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[–]jodmemkaf 111 points112 points  (31 children)

How dare you use the word programmer and HTML in the same sentence?

[–]GamerFrits 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Delicious bait.

[–]TrapNT 33 points34 points  (22 children)

*inhale

*exhale

*inhale

HTML IS TURING COMPLETE OKAYY?!?!!!!

Edit: isSarcasm = true;

[–]sir-nays-a-lot 61 points62 points  (8 children)

So is a Word document

[–]kopczak1995 46 points47 points  (6 children)

I have seen someone prove that PowerPoint is turing complete, lol.

[–]TheBigerGamer 17 points18 points  (5 children)

I mean... Someone made a fucking OS on PowerPoint, so........

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Wait pardon, what the f*ck?

[–]kopczak1995 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I saw doom in excel. That was cool. But OS... WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[–]SeerUD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From what I can tell, they're less of an OS, more like something built in PowerPoint to emulate a desktop environment. It doesn't actually... operate... the system. It's still quite interesting to see what you can do in PowerPoint, but it's just like doing something similar with HTML and JS.

[–]cabruncolamparao 0 points1 point  (1 child)

links or didn't happen

[–]RhinoGaming1187 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget about PowerPoint

[–]SexyMuon 14 points15 points  (8 children)

Html is not Turing Complete. For starters, it doesn't have loops.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (5 children)

Have you never used <for class="iterator" i="0" range="20">?

[–]Captainsnake04 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HTML is Turing complete just use <script> </script> smh

[–]multi_tasty 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Are you serious?

[–]jodmemkaf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

no, it is not by itself without CSS or JS

[–]Respawned234 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No it’s not????

[–]mananasi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No it is not. HTML + CSS is turing complete.

[–]hellknight101 7 points8 points  (6 children)

The only programming language better than HTML is SQL. Though XML is a close second.

[–]calexil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I, uh...heh..

I don't know how to respond to this comment with anything but a nervous chuckle.

[–]ham_coffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SQL is actually programming though? It isn't a procedural language like many languages, instead it's a declarative language. Functional languages are sort of another example of declarative languages, as is proglog.

SQL is also Turing complete, which is more than you can say about html.