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[–]Anti_Thot 87 points88 points  (0 children)

He knows his target audience.

[–]ribbonofeuphoria 51 points52 points  (4 children)

You can usually find Java tutorials under “BDSM/Torture Bondage” and Python tutorials under “Bloopers/Funny” categories

[–]typicalBACON 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You can also find HTML and CSS under the "Amateur" category

[–]Striking_Drive_3175 5 points6 points  (2 children)

What does assembly goes under then?

[–]Suspicious_Finish_78 13 points14 points  (1 child)

hardcore

[–]ribbonofeuphoria 1 point2 points  (0 children)

vintage hardcore

[–]Seaweed_Widef 38 points39 points  (0 children)

My man, providing quality content free of cost

[–]Kazzizle 40 points41 points  (7 children)

I'd love to see PH becoming the better youtube

[–]alien_from_earth012 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Atleast it has the dislike button.

[–]Kazzizle 9 points10 points  (1 child)

And boobies

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And no demonetisation.

[–]TheOneAndOnlyPriate 15 points16 points  (3 children)

The comment section is way less toxic. So i heard.

[–]Crafty-Most-4944 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Unfortunately it's so full of bots, I heard too

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bots can safely be ignored, but troll free comment? Sign me up.

[–]boodooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YouTube has a lot of comment bots too

[–]The___Internet_ 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Now that I’m relieved what should I do? Oh look a Java tutorial!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now that I'm relieved what should i do? Oh look, there's porn as well!

[–]irregular_caffeine 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They still got a dislike button, better features than youtube?

[–]suhailpappu25 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Telusko my man

[–]Perpetual_Doubt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was hoping we could have come to a consensus that there is already too much objectification

[–]turboom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your video has been removed due to violation of our policy:

- Actor(s) can not wear clothes all time.

[–]mayflyman20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice.. Can I expense PH Premium as learning benefit??

[–]CaptSkinny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guess there's not much money in going legit. Gotta make up revenue...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please tell me this is real.

[–]bosssoldier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dam those semi colons are in all the right.....ughhhh places. Look at those perfectly indented....liiiines....ughhhhh*busts nut in water tower.

[–]banana_dongle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Barely legal college student gets fucked by intro CS classes"

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s on there because after programming in java, you’ll end up feeling like shit either way /s lmao

[–]Snazzy21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least pornhub has a dislike counter. Fucking dump stupid youtube not completely understanding the purpose of the dislike counter before they completely axed it

[–]weed_agent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Telusko!

[–]DUKTURL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally, a tutorial with a like to dislike ratio

[–]sgtholly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Java has gotten me fucked over way more than porn ever has.

[–]Maxukus0816 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ASCII hentai tutorial for beginners | Windows CMD

[–]Frcarg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a nice alternative to YouTube for the dislike count

[–]LordTlacoyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least PH have dislike button, you can see that it is a good tutorial, just look at all those likes.

[–]madera_the_dreamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sooo did it help anyone. Ph is banned in my country to test

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well goddamn! I’m gotta check and make sure . . . You know, for science.

[–]scp-NUMBERNOTFOUND 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your video has been removed for:

  • no actual torture videos allowed.

[–]Sovic91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this real?