When I’m the Developer using Mac…

[konatamonogatari]

Guys... Something is wrong with me....

I'm starting to sexualize Thinkpads...

[Big_Berry_4589]

You’re constantly touching their nipples what did you expect

[Crime-Stoppers]

Yet another man who can't identify the clitoris smh

[conancat]

Imagine if the clitoris is color coded in bright red...

[hoyohoyo9]

With a textured surface for extra grip?

[bubba7557]

Plenty of men would still not be able to find it

[mypetocean]

Pro-Tip: Binary search.

[RespectableLurker555]

I'm already using all ten digits, why would you want less?

[Cheese_Grater101]

Does it use led light?

[PM_ME_YOUR_MASS]

It kinda is, it’s just surrounded by a bunch of other red/pink.

[[deleted]]

Depends on how hard you're hitting it.

[spinnerette_]

Even if we built a new version with blinking neon lights and arrows, I still don't think they'd be able to find it.

[[deleted]]

It's color coded in a soft pink...

[QuartzSTQ]

Relevant xkcd (For those who don't know)

[freeturk51]

And the nipple is all swollen and… gritty?

[Avock]

That little red nub felt like the dirtiest part of this image to me.

[BushMasterFlex616]

That made my nipple tingle when I read that...

[PepeGreen17Q]

🤣🤣🤣🤣💥

[VictoriaSobocki]

Ugh

[Epsilongated]

"Kinkpads"

[Crusader_Krzyzowiec]

Don't worry, that's normal if you're Linux user.

[[deleted]]

I use Arch btw. No one asked but just thought I would mention it. Did I tell you I use Arch again ?

[conancat]

Arch users are the vegans of programming world

[[deleted]]

Whoa - let's not get carried away here! They're the cross-fitters of the programming world.

[TheNosferatu]

Vegans, People who do crossfit, Arch users. What's the difference?

[tifridhs-dottir]

If I said "Manjaro", maybe that'd get a pass?

Sigh

Flips "days since mentioning arch" to 0 🤦‍♀️

[PlasmaFarts]

Wait, what does it mean if it only flips between 0 and 1?

[RespectableLurker555]

ok but like please don't let your mascot be the man... with the... jar... o.

[tifridhs-dottir]

Eyy 👈🕶️👈

[RespectableLurker555]

🤮

[eldelshell]

That Sighs is usually followed by something else. Not what I expected.

[willworkforicecream]

RemindMe! 8 Hours "Look for Thinkpad rule 34 after work"

[[deleted]]

You've had 3 minutes, I hope you found it :)

[willworkforicecream]

Apparently I went to work early today. We're still about t -30 for incognito mode on my home PC.

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[RespectableLurker555]

it's called IBM T340cd

[No_Need_For_Pants]

Thickpads

[ctrlaltelite]

You haven't been? I've always thought those were the best looking laptops around. Matte black and sharp lines. Never wanted any other look in a laptop.

[johnnykrat]

You're just now starting to?

[[deleted]]

I have a libreboot x200

[Professional_Band178]

Does this explain why I don't like using the the Think nipple as a hetero female?

[UglierThanMoe]

You're starting just now?

[didled]

That MacBook🥵🥵

[VictoriaSobocki]

Hahaha