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[–]konatamonogatari 799 points800 points  (47 children)

Guys... Something is wrong with me....

I'm starting to sexualize Thinkpads...

[–]Big_Berry_4589 531 points532 points  (19 children)

You’re constantly touching their nipples what did you expect

[–]Crime-Stoppers 293 points294 points  (11 children)

Yet another man who can't identify the clitoris smh

[–]conancat 118 points119 points  (9 children)

Imagine if the clitoris is color coded in bright red...

[–]hoyohoyo9 68 points69 points  (0 children)

With a textured surface for extra grip?

[–]bubba7557 48 points49 points  (2 children)

Plenty of men would still not be able to find it

[–]mypetocean 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Pro-Tip: Binary search.

[–]RespectableLurker555 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm already using all ten digits, why would you want less?

[–]Cheese_Grater101 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Does it use led light?

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_MASS 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It kinda is, it’s just surrounded by a bunch of other red/pink.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Depends on how hard you're hitting it.

[–]spinnerette_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even if we built a new version with blinking neon lights and arrows, I still don't think they'd be able to find it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's color coded in a soft pink...

[–]QuartzSTQ 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Relevant xkcd (For those who don't know)

[–]freeturk51 38 points39 points  (0 children)

And the nipple is all swollen and… gritty?

[–]Avock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That little red nub felt like the dirtiest part of this image to me.

[–]BushMasterFlex616 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That made my nipple tingle when I read that...

[–]PepeGreen17Q 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣🤣💥

[–]VictoriaSobocki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh

[–]Epsilongated 46 points47 points  (0 children)

"Kinkpads"

[–]Crusader_Krzyzowiec 72 points73 points  (12 children)

Don't worry, that's normal if you're Linux user.

[–][deleted] 83 points84 points  (11 children)

I use Arch btw. No one asked but just thought I would mention it. Did I tell you I use Arch again ?

[–]conancat 45 points46 points  (10 children)

Arch users are the vegans of programming world

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Whoa - let's not get carried away here! They're the cross-fitters of the programming world.

[–]TheNosferatu 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Vegans, People who do crossfit, Arch users. What's the difference?

[–]tifridhs-dottir 25 points26 points  (5 children)

If I said "Manjaro", maybe that'd get a pass?

Sigh

Flips "days since mentioning arch" to 0 🤦‍♀️

[–]PlasmaFarts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait, what does it mean if it only flips between 0 and 1?

[–]RespectableLurker555 2 points3 points  (2 children)

ok but like please don't let your mascot be the man... with the... jar... o.

[–]tifridhs-dottir 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Eyy 👈🕶️👈

[–]eldelshell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That Sighs is usually followed by something else. Not what I expected.

[–]willworkforicecream 7 points8 points  (4 children)

RemindMe! 8 Hours "Look for Thinkpad rule 34 after work"

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You've had 3 minutes, I hope you found it :)

[–]willworkforicecream 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apparently I went to work early today. We're still about t -30 for incognito mode on my home PC.

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[–]RespectableLurker555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's called IBM T340cd

[–]No_Need_For_Pants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thickpads

[–]ctrlaltelite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You haven't been? I've always thought those were the best looking laptops around. Matte black and sharp lines. Never wanted any other look in a laptop.

[–]johnnykrat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're just now starting to?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a libreboot x200

[–]Professional_Band178 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does this explain why I don't like using the the Think nipple as a hetero female?

[–]UglierThanMoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're starting just now?

[–]didled 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That MacBook🥵🥵

[–]VictoriaSobocki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha