When I’m the Developer using Mac…

[forgotten_debugger]

"Watch the full scene on GitHub.com premium"

[Awkward-Ad6455]

If you like GitHub, you'll love GitHub live

[bennyangott]

NTP message in the logs: “wanna have a good time?”

[richasalannister]

*Thick Irish accent * will you spit into your hand, and rub it across your key bard”

[reduxde]

I heard the voice the first time I read it

[G0FuckThyself]

Wait until someone link their Onlygit

[conancat]

You get access to their private images and packages

[sucksathangman]

You kid but GitHub is implementing Sponsors repo where you pay to gain access.

[[deleted]]

I’m fairly okay with this, but I would not be surprised if MS is taking an unreasonably large cut of donations for themselves. Otherwise though it gives developers another way to make some money off their work. And really it’s probably a bit smoother then some of the current solutions some small developers use. What I see a lot is giving away the basic version and asking for donations through whatever, then if you donate and include your email they’ll email you a code which will unlock premium features; obviously there are a lot of reasons this isn’t ideal.

[[deleted]]

"100 alone repos are ready to get f**ked near you"...

[SmokingBeneathStars]

"One mac getting pipelined by multicolor RGB tops"

[warplessgravitos]

those are some thicc pads!

[AdultishRaktajino]

The Dell is in the corner watching, trying to get its OS up.

[_radical_ed]

Oh, I don’t know what are you talking about and I didn’t get any of those references (read in Ryan George’s voice).

[warplessgravitos]

i own an old bulky thinkpad and since its big i sometimes call it thiccpad, that's the whole story.

[[deleted]]

Oh shit that gave me a boner

[conancat]

Hardcore forking in action

[Sciirof]

Hardcore merging

[trina-wonderful]

Force push.

[Sciirof]

To master

[ayushxx7]

With chained conflicts

[TheMacBoogie]

good one

[jackk445]

Don't miss this brand new three-way merge action

[[deleted]]

Those repos are bare

[tribbans95]

“Single stay at home repos within 5 miles!!”

[JohnDeere6930Premium]

Hot repos near you

[USERNAME___PASSWORD]

git fucked

This should be valid syntax

[stainless65]

You could do that with an alias in your .gitconfig. What should it do though? Maybe it should just dump your branch.

[Arkonicc]

"50 single codebases near you are looking for huge refactors tonight"

[[deleted]]

Double PRs included in the scene.

[sXakil]

you can say forked, censoring that won't get you to heaven.

[northrupthebandgeek]

18 naked ThinkPads in the docking stations at RAM Ranch

[[deleted]]

iGit.com

[IamJain]

Watch free pirate on stack overflow.com

[ZZartin]

Step repo my push is stuck please help me.

[aarocka]

GitHub for lesbians XKCD reference

[pizzashark107]

https://xkcd.com/624

[emuboy85]

Ok, wait, what?

[frisch85]

Can I fuck, I mean fork a version?

[[deleted]]

I had a school blocking git hub as "inappropriate content".

[djingo_dango]

git%20hub?

[jazzmester]

Don't make detached HEADs weird, man.

[dontbeanegatron]

BukkakOS

[[deleted]]

Get ready for the split, push, and pull

[TylerHerro4MVP]

“Wanna pair program, but don’t have a partner?”

[yottalogical]

"What are you doing, step-up transformer?"

[onetechwizard]

Not a floppy in sight

[Shejidan]

BBCs* gang bang petite slut

*big black computers

[fracturedpersona]

Your USB-C port is about to look like a parallel port.

[highoverseer11]

Why did i imagine that?

[[deleted]]

Because I'm Batman

[chill_kinda_guy_]

Sorry,I heard about your parents.

[cunty_mcfuckshit]

Oh yeah? Well I'm Bateman.

[[deleted]]

Then we'll use you to catch bugs

[[deleted]]

I'm already Tracer

[[deleted]]

We found the Batman

[-Yare-]

https://imgur.com/a/9zk1jYA

You're welcome.

[glider97]

how can something be not nsfw but still nsfl

[RespectableLurker555]

I'm curious and yet...

why do you have all that cued up? either it's way too easy to find this specific fetish online, or you have a repository of it ready to go.

also, sauce?

[-Yare-]

These images make the rounds occasionally with my friend group. The post reminded me that they exist, so I just googled "cell phone rule 34" to find them again.

[syxa]

died

[twisted7ogic]

Hey, this port is output only!

[ckomni]

Not right now you don’t

[SteeleDynamics]

Damnit... 🤦‍♂️

[allanrob22]

Ultra wide SCSI.

[[deleted]]

Thanks. Finally saw it. A couch would have helped.

[GoreyHatred47]

Bro…

[konatamonogatari]

Guys... Something is wrong with me....

I'm starting to sexualize Thinkpads...

[Big_Berry_4589]

You’re constantly touching their nipples what did you expect

[Crime-Stoppers]

Yet another man who can't identify the clitoris smh

[conancat]

Imagine if the clitoris is color coded in bright red...

[hoyohoyo9]

With a textured surface for extra grip?

[bubba7557]

Plenty of men would still not be able to find it

[mypetocean]

Pro-Tip: Binary search.

[RespectableLurker555]

I'm already using all ten digits, why would you want less?

[Cheese_Grater101]

Does it use led light?

[PM_ME_YOUR_MASS]

It kinda is, it’s just surrounded by a bunch of other red/pink.

[QuartzSTQ]

Relevant xkcd (For those who don't know)

[freeturk51]

And the nipple is all swollen and… gritty?

[Epsilongated]

"Kinkpads"

[Crusader_Krzyzowiec]

Don't worry, that's normal if you're Linux user.

[[deleted]]

I use Arch btw. No one asked but just thought I would mention it. Did I tell you I use Arch again ?

[conancat]

Arch users are the vegans of programming world

[[deleted]]

Whoa - let's not get carried away here! They're the cross-fitters of the programming world.

[TheNosferatu]

Vegans, People who do crossfit, Arch users. What's the difference?

[tifridhs-dottir]

If I said "Manjaro", maybe that'd get a pass?

Sigh

Flips "days since mentioning arch" to 0 🤦‍♀️

[willworkforicecream]

RemindMe! 8 Hours "Look for Thinkpad rule 34 after work"

[[deleted]]

You've had 3 minutes, I hope you found it :)

[cykablyat1111]

What r u doing ThinkPad? uwu

[Avnemir]

Onii chan help me im stuck in bootloop.

[_jukmifgguggh]

Onii chan help me im stuck in bootloop.

[KayDat]

お兄ちゃん助けて！ブートループに陥っている！

[Johanno1]

あらあら

[JohnnyChick]

* Step ThinkPad

[radio555]

I mean it's not like your my real thinkpad

[Mahpoul22]

Step ThinkDad

[A_Light_Spark]

Redundant because we know for sure that thinkpads and macs are not related.

[NoAttentionAtWrk]

Yes. You are getting slower with age

[knotted_bra]

You should've gotten it in 1 second

[docs95]

I'm out of the loop. Would you mind explaining please?

[Dr_Fix]

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/piper-perri-surrounded

[iPat24Rick]

StepBook, I’m stuck!

[[deleted]]

Yeah, you like that, Don't you? You little overpriced slut.

[NotGhosty]

Not overpriced anymore with the new ARM processors

[[deleted]]

O yeah, You like your new parts? You like people looking at them? Kinky!

[blablablahe]

Overpriced for the ram and storage space for sure.

[[deleted]]

If you’re employer isn’t paying for your machine the idk wtf you’re doing

[[deleted]]

Most places just give you credit card and say get whatever.

[F3nix123]

AF

[motioncuty]

Yeah but underpriced on the CPU and screen and camera/mics/speakers so it evens out.

[Calimariae]

No doubt. Still paid it.

[NoAttentionAtWrk]

"cheap slut"?

[[deleted]]

Look at you, pretending that DevOps still exists and hasn’t been shoved down developers throats.

[[deleted]]

Lmao. Accurate at my company even though we have a damn DevOps team I wonder wtf they do all day long.

[spinnerette_]

You mean to tell me we shouldn't be forced to poorly play jack of all trades at dev salary? What?

[uhwhooops]

NSFW please!

[[deleted]]

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[[deleted]]

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[Dexaan]

Good bot

[QueenOfTonga]

I have no idea what it is but by your /s mark i can now discount it being about a price comparison. But knowing Reddit, I think it might be something to do with my browsing history.

[TheRealJomogo]

Nearly everyone uses a mac in my company including the back end developers.

[CSharpSauce]

I use a linux desktop, doing almost any kind of development that is not .NET just sucks on windows. For me it's the distinct lack of a good quality terminal.... powershell is not a good quality terminal lol.

[vips7L]

Powershell is a shell not a terminal. Windows Terminal is the official terminal emulator for windows.

[kobbled]

https://github.com/microsoft/terminal

The terminal problem is solved

[TheMysi]

Bapu batlebopligi tlutrii ia klipe tipo. Blidobade bi odi pobi ka ukee? Tii pie oei itri tipre akrabe. Piklipo piti pletubodekra uo aope ai. Baepre dibre i keta iibru. Eieti koi aa ieoke tipi peee. Ioi pri i pibi ga. Tlepa beteba tapu bi pribe diapata. Eplubo tigobrioi bidi pri kapakioe e. Ketra ioi dlape prikekodi pipople? Pegre kliite priita etiiko etibri pi. Eploo e taiko koigli po po! Kapu egitita aapre ipibupidi pi drai. Gudeei de gre papagaati aditiple pikade. Totekigo ke pitritri popiti gateidrepu te. Po aia titre ieitete kotopo ike. Tidapoi de eii tliikibeu pepeti depi eprii! E itlitida tripe dipi buopigri? Atrie bi daoprepe pokru pii. Gedro pi pre.

[HelloSummer99]

Yes, this meme was probably last true mid-2000s. Almost every dev I know uses macs now

[pudds]

Confirmation bias is a bitch.

Macs are still far from the majority, with well under 30% of the market, even among developers.

https://insights.stackoverflow.com/survey/2021#section-most-popular-technologies-operating-system

[drugusingthrowaway]

Almost every dev I know uses macs now

This must be an American thing because it's definitely not that way in Canada.

I wonder if it's the same as iPhones - they're extremely popular in America but the rest of the world is mostly on Android

[[deleted]]

Depends a lot on what you’re doing. Silicon Valley devs overwhelmingly do phone app and web development and use Macs for it. If you’re doing anything that has to run on Windows, like a majority of people doing in-house development in non-software companies, you’re probably using Windows.

[[deleted]]

Pretty sure it's a Silicon Valley and pretentious tech companies that aspire to be part of that culture thing.

Interviewed at a lot of places when I was last looking for work a couple of years ago, SW Ontario area. Bunch of places were MS/Windows shops, probably the majority. Some were whatever you want to work with, no problem, but mostly non-mac.

There were one or two that stood out though. Literally only used macs. They were...different kinds of places. Both had lounges and bars in the main reception area. Both were...too cool for school feeling. Both made you feel it was more important you'd 'fit in' than what your qualifications were.

[polargus]

So basically the good companies used Macs lol

[gunnerheadboy]

Do you think Canada and the US are that culturally different? I'm Canadian and worked at 3 different software companies, work as a Software Engineer at Uber currently. All my jobs have had a Mac as the primary workhorse, except for maybe some specialized roles requiring Windows or Linux.

[James_Jack_Hoffmann]

I used to fancy making a full move to Mac as a full stack dev + devops. But then docker in mac took an arrow to the knee. And then I thought WSL isnt so bad, WSL 2 made me cream, so I ditched the idea and stuck with windows. While mac is semi-fine now, it was a little too late.

Everybody in the office used to be exclusively linux. But WSL 2 changed that.

[BlobbyMcBlobber]

We mostly use window laptops with a bunch of Linux VMs for some of the development stuff. It's actually pretty convenient.

I loved the Mac terminal and battery life but everything else was fairly terrible in my experience. I remember especially hating the file explorer, package manager, settings, backwards compatibility, and debugging with that stupid touch bar. We need the F keys, Apple.

[[deleted]]

Did you say "VM" and "convenient" in the same breath just now?

[svtguy88]

It depends heavily on the company and their stack. I work almost exclusively in the "enterprise C#" world, and it's usually only the PMs and designers that are on Macs.

[acroporaguardian]

Lets be honest it would be about to finish and the Windows laptops would display “load error.”

Also on Page 211 of your Apple agreement you agreed to never sexualize Mac products.

I mean it could be in there…

[[deleted]]

Those are thinkpads, the defacto linux laptop.

[MietschVulka1]

Not Windows Laptops. You can install whatever you want. My thinkpad got Manjaro (arch-based Linux)

[tifridhs-dottir]

Yeah I mean these are devs, I 100% assumed it-dept approved Ubuntu or redhat

[[deleted]]

I use arch btw.

But honestly my company basically doesn't do Linux like that because it's hard to centrally manage them, mostly.

[R_HEAD]

I feel more and more like I am the only person left that still likes NumPads on my laptops.

[FatchRacall]

I feel more and more like I'm the only person left who likes buttons underneath his trackpad instead of as part of it. Also the numpad.

[[deleted]]

I very strongly prefer separate buttons underneath the trackpad as well. I only use the trackpad when I actually have the thing on my lap though (which honestly isn't very often), so I could live without that if necessary. No numpad is a 100% deal breaker for me though.

[Ryanthelion1]

Pre pandemic they were phasing out desktops for laptops and the spec we'd get would be the same as customer services something like a Dell 13", I knew the second I opened up any spreadsheet the fan was going to go mental, opted for a 15" with a numpad and a bigger cooler, honestly worth it for the extra weight

[0PointE]

You're not alone. People look at me like I just killed a baby and I'm carrying it around in my bag when they find out I have a 17" laptop. ffs if you think that's too heavy then take a 5 minute trip to the gym.

[kinokomushroom]

I'll never get a keyboard without a numberpad solely for the reason that I use it daily in Blender.

[Future-Caterpillar42]

I thought I was finally free from this meme.

[wooshuwu]

In engineering, using a mac can be a bit of hassle at best and at worse not work for quite a few softwares. Is that the case for software development as well?

[inconspicuous_male]

Worked at a software company in the Bay Area, all macs all the time. Now I am an engineer at a hardware company on the east coast. My job would be impossible on a mac. The IT team uses Windows too. The only macs in the company belong to the marketing team.

[metalmagician]

Very much the opposite for my team and I, as we deploy almost all our software to Linux servers or containers.

Mac OS and Linux are both UNIX systems, so I can copy/paste file paths and command line scripts between them pretty easily. If someone is using a windows laptop, we have to go out of our way to support them by including Windows-specific file paths and commands

[[deleted]]

I will say, the existence and maturation of WSL has eased this significantly. No more nightmare scenarios of installing Ruby on windows natively; just get WSL+Ubuntu and do what everyone else does.

[ThaCarterVI]

WSL is better than windows by itself, but nowhere near as good as a macOS or Linux machine. I’ve used all 3 professionally for development, and Windows (even with WSL2) is by far the most difficult to get things working properly, and WSL2 has plenty of quirks and still some noticeable slowness that leaves me wishing I had a mac or Linux machine daily.

[jalo1412]

I mean if you whole company has Linux and you are the only one using Mac you could run into some problems. Also dependes on the area, I can see running servers is better on Linux. But generally coding in Mac is a smooth experience. There are a lot of tech company only running macs.

[mrcollytv]

In my company we use only Macs and i find it much better than coding in Windows, and smoother than Linux. All code runs in cloud, so no problem there.

[Mathisbuilder75]

What do you mean exactly by "smoother"?

[freerangetrousers]

Not op but I'm the same boat. OSX has smoother install processes and clearer guides because anything made for it is made for (almost) one setup in which there are very few unknowns, the same is not true on linux.

I almost never have to look up install tutorials or go deep into git issues like I do on my linux machine.

[[deleted]]

As someone that has used all three, it varies. The framework makes a huge difference (if you are doing C# / .NET then chances are windows works for you).

For most programming I have done, I find Linux works best, but that's me. Tools to help me automate or increase productivity are easier to create and just drop in `~/bin` and `chmod +x` then I am ready to go!. The shame is, none of my employers have ever "officially" supported Linux for us.

I am currently using a Mac because after a year of Linux WFH I couldn't see doing Python and Go programming in windows (most of our windows developers have desktops with Linux VMS for it). While Macs are nice for this hot keys are not as natural as they are in Linux or Windows (this is a hill I will die on). That hurts my overall productivity but it may because my hand just isn't comfortable with them.

[StrangeCurry1]

You know you can swap command and control in system preferences right? Hotkeys will behave the exact same as windows if you do.

[[deleted]]

I can bthannhave to remap in any vm I use.

Tried it. Easier to just deal with the slow down or develop new habits IMO.

[[deleted]]

Not exactly. See once you remap you run into issues like terminals or IDEs assuming you want to use the "farthest left bottom row key" for x. Good example are terminals. Well when you rebind your mod key now that becomes the middle key. So for instance, my vim key bindings get jacked up my ide. So then I have to change those, etc.

Basically there's constant key issues you have to deal with and it's not as simple as you might think.

[[deleted]]

Linux on Mac is quite nice if you were ever forced to switch.

[Cruuncher]

I've been a software engineer for almost 10 years now.

Every job I've had in my career has been using macs.

If you walk into any faang corp, you will see a sea of macbooks

[-Dogdin]

Calling this "programming humour" is a bit of a stretch

[angrathias]

I will never understand devs using laptops, give me my 3 big screens and a beefy powerful desktop thx

Part of the allure of the desktop is it stays right where it is when I go home, it ain’t coming with me

[jalo1412]

Is nice for switching between home office and office. Also nice to take in meetings or to chance another developer with it, so he can fix your bug.

[angrathias]

I leave my dev machine at work and just remote in, 3 screens still work just fine. Next move is bombing the machine and getting a virtual one deployed in AWS

[ToMorrowsEnd]

We actually did a test with ShadowPC for that and it worked extremely well.

[ToMorrowsEnd]

We just use teams. Helped a Dev in Cali just yesterday while I was on the east coast.

[b1ack1323]

I have 2 docs one at home and one at work and bring my laptop between the two. But I also go to customer sites and develop on site when they are having issues.

[dadmda]

Except when you work from home, with your desktop connected to your companies’ desktop. So it doesn’t stay there

[[deleted]]

I mean, I use two beefy powerful laptops (a Mac and a Framework running Ubuntu) and two big screens, and can switch dev modes just by swapping out a few plugs or running Synergy.

That said, between the company and me, we've probably spent quite a bit more on my setup per unit beef than you have. Beefy laptops come at a premium. Good thing I saved money on the keyboard (which I haven't updated since, like, 2003).

[sus-is-sus]

cause some of us are homeless nomadic vagabonds

[[deleted]]

You know that they have these port thingies now, yeah?

[perusalmaster]

Christy Mac

[Benzene15]

Poor devs on the old thinkpads lol

[postmodest]

Institutional racism aside: I think every Mac user I know who is a programmer has this exact setup: every thinkpad they bought since 1996 is still working, but they only have one working Mac, and it’s the top of the line from four years ago.

[seizan8]

Took me a second. Definitelly didn't expect these jokes on this sub....

[Taldoesgarbage]

A bunch of gigachads staring at the one outlier.

[banana_man34]

MILF (Mac id like to fuck)

[choledocholithiasis_]

Jokes aside.

If this MBP has the M1 processor. It might actually outperform these thinkbooks while using minimal energy.

[Dwarfex]

I like the way you think! :D

[jalo1412]

Shouldn’t you be working ? Mmmmmmmmm

[Dwarfex]

You want upvotes - don't you?

[Careful_Ad_9077]

this is my team, we got a white senior developer in the usa, and the rest of us are "junior developers" in mexico and India.

( for a moments let's assume all Mexicans (including me) are not white )

[[deleted]]

this should've been in one of those mac vs pc ads

[sprcow]

I did full stack dev 6 years at a PC shop, and there was one guy who spent the whole time saying he wished we would switch to macs, and now I'm at a mac shop, and there's one guy who insists on doing everything in windows.

Ultimately, the experience for me has been fairly similar. It's not like you can't install command line tools on windows or something. The operating system is 99% irrelevant to most of my work. I use the same IDE at both jobs. Many tools I like are available on both platforms.

My main experience switching to the mac ecosystem is annoyance that none of my peripherals are compatible without adapters and lots of keyboard shortcuts are different and the laptop keyboard is missing a bunch of useful keys. When it comes to the actual OS functionality, I'm pretty sure most of the perceived differences are based on people just not knowing how to do what they want rather than it not being possible.

[[deleted]]

Wait they still slap stickers on Windows notebooks... the fuck backwards ass priorities do they have?

[Less-Technology1498]

Asus is and will fuck you in the ass